you should go outside now and again and tell colleagues that you are going to use (what we up here call "the Gateshead hanky") and have a good gob, spit, hawk, hockel,a single nostril splash and let nature take care of the residue and save money on wank wipes.
but seriously has your office got AIR CON,i find that give me very bad head colds. i rather have a fan when it gets hot.OHHHHHHHHHHHH! i remember you have loads of FANS hence the PODS ...grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! LOL.
GET WELL SOON MATE!... have a whiskey at lunch time(for medicinal purposes only mind)
*mutters* bloody winning pods all the time and i can`t win a pigging argument.*looks up*OH! good morning Phil,how ya doing,great weather up here is summer here at last,well we will have to see.oh bugger the suns gone in clouds are coming over ah but they are not rain ones.have a good day `im off today but working tommorrow,tee hee overtime that is.