Recent content by icu

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    well I got my wish..that cute little cop lady stopped me. So I thought I'd make light of the situation, and I asked her if she was gonna take down anything I said. She says" It depends on what you say" I said "Panties".(it seemed like the thing to say at the time) Well besides the ticket for a...
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    leaving right after having sex

    Way to go...another POD. it is a good post...a painful thought with the staples but still a good one.(just remember you promised to leave the stapler at home tomorrow night)
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    leaving right after having sex told me you didn't own a stapler anymore
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    Seniors weight training

    Seniors weight-training I have already started this .. and it seems to be working I just came across this exercise suggested for seniors, to build muscle strength in the arms and shoulders. It seems so easy, so I thought I'd pass it on to some of my friends. The article suggested doing it...
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    Big,fat and juicy

    When I get big, fat and juicy"... There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked. The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it...
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    You better go to Church

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    pictures tell the story

    For all you Who think your Stop patting yourself on the back because if you don't You may as well become a Because you'll never make it to
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    Is That Your Final Answer

    My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we are in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" "Yes," she replied. Then I said, "I'd like to phone a friend." That's the last...
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    Lick bush...(?)

    and by golly damn, your bush has my vote
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    NEW MEMBERS —> PICTURE HELP!! Trouble uploading or installing pictures? Check here!

    I don't think anyone is forcing you to be here, so leave.
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    Now that line I have used, it's good one
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    I want to use that line... I hope that little cute cop lady down the street stops me soon
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    How Women REALLY think??

    ok...welll aaaa that might be over-doing it a little bit...but you never know it might help on a resume:bigsmile:
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    How Women REALLY think??

    Now Britt tell all these nice folks...have you ever had to fake it with me? (setting myself up for a big embarrassment here ain't I)
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    Time goes too fast

    Isn't that the truth