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    Older Men Make Better Lovers

    ''Take a high-profile couple like France's President Sarkozy and his glamorous wife Carla Sarkozy-Bruni, for instance: according to the research, Ms Sarkozy-Bruni, at 42, has fewer years of active sex-life ahead of her than a man of the same age. By the time she reaches 55 (her husband's current age) the gap will be around four years; the President can expect to go on having sex until he is 70 whereas his female peers face a sexual drought at the age of 66.''

    'In any case, men can always use Viagra and the fact that traditionally they choose younger partners works to their advantage.

    You can mock Madonna (51) for her punishing exercise regime and younger boyfriends, but she may be the smart one after all.''

    Full article at:
    http://www.thirdage.com/sex/older-me...paign=thirdage

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    got it covered lol










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    That I may scatter rich smiles in sad hearts ♥

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    got it covered lol
    you're lucky, baby!! Keep up your days and nights bright!!

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    I prefer the term "blessed" lol

    will do Maz, I promise!

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    I prefer the term "blessed" lol

    will do Maz, I promise!
    yeah, blessed and lucky!! you get your heaven on earth if you found a good hubby and a nice family!!

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    lmbo...anyway...

    I'd prefer my man with BOTH feet above ground...lol..that way he can keep up with me on the dance floor...hehe








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    Quote Originally Posted by sexysadie View Post
    lmbo...anyway...

    I'd prefer my man with BOTH feet above ground...lol..that way he can keep up with me on the dance floor...hehe
    I have heard even 80 year old women say that!! the man ought to be a 'boxer' to do that!!
    I was compelled by a blond and an Irish girl to dance with her during my last visit to the US and London...I performed badly but she was very cute...with the Irish chic it was slow cheek dance so no problem!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hortysir View Post
    oooooooooooooo shall we?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mazbut View Post
    I have heard even 80 year old women say that!! the man ought to be a 'boxer' to do that!!
    I was compelled by a blond and an Irish girl to dance with her during my last visit to the US and London...I performed badly but she was very cute...with the Irish chic it was slow cheek dance so no problem!!
    Sounds very romantic...

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    Quote Originally Posted by sexysadie View Post
    oooooooooooooo shall we?
    Yool haff to leed....i don;t know how


    36 hours is the 'wall'

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    If by "older" you mean men past say . . . 45 or so and you are comparing them with men of 20 years or less, then I'd say it is very likely that the older guy would have picked up a few tricks over the years and learned to appreciate how wonderful it is to please his lover, rather than solely himself. Au contraire as to the young stud. He may (or may not) have endurance on his side, but he's much more likely to "go off half cocked" as it were. hehehehehe Also, the young guy probably has not had the opportunity to learn a lot in his short sexual life of perhaps only six to eight years.

    As to the upper limit of 70 that someone in this thread posited for men, I don't think so. At least not across the board. Plenty of men well beyond 70 enjoy a full and vigorous sex life. While it is probably so that they are not able to get it up over and over again all night (and one wonders if even that many young guys can do it, either):
    "Even if you are too pooped to cut the mustard, you can still lick the jar". hehehehehe



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    Wisdom of the EAST!
    Sheikh Sa'adi from Gulistan-e-Sa'adi




    Young men are joyous and of handsome countenance

    But inconstant in fidelity to anyone.

    Expect not faithfulness from nightingales

    Who sing every moment to another rose.



    ‘The skilled doctor strikes his hands together

    On beholding a rival prostrate like a potsherd.

    A gentleman is engaged in adorning his hall with paintings

    Whilst the very foundation of the house is ruined.

    An aged man was lamenting in his last agony

    Whilst his old spouse was rubbing him with sandal.

    When the equilibrium of the constitution is destroyed

    Neither incantations nor medicines are of any avail.’






    When she perceived in the hands of her husband

    Something pendant like the nether lip of a fasting man,

    She said: ‘This fellow has a corpse with him

    But incantations are for sleepers not for corpses.’

    A woman who arises without satisfaction from a man

    Will raise many a quarrel and contention.

    An old man who is unable to rise from his place,

    Except by the aid of a stick, how can his own stick rise?







    Despite of all this violence and hasty nature

    I shall try to please thee because thou art beauteous.

    To be with thee in hell burning is for me

    Better than to be with the other in paradise.

    The smell of an onion from the mouth of a pretty face

    Is indeed better than a rose from an ugly hand.

    A nice face and a gown of gold brocade,

    Essence of roses, fragrant aloes, paint, perfume and lust:

    All these are ornaments of women.

    Take a man; and his testicles are a sufficient ornament.

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    As long as you dont mind the jealousy and MIND games they like to play.
    Home Sweet Home
    I may stray from time to time, and lose my way....
    I know my ROO FAMILY will always lift my spirits and help me find the strength to carry on.

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    Wisdom of the East....more
    by Sa'adi



    Let not a man of seventy years make love.

    Thou art confessedly blind, kiss her and sleep.

    The lady wants strength, not gold.

    One passage is preferable to her than ten mann of flesh.


    ............................





    Let not a man of seventy years make love.

    Thou art confessedly blind, kiss her and sleep.

    The lady wants strength, not gold.

    One passage is preferable to her than ten mann (about half a ton!) of flesh.


    .................





    I have heard that in these days a decrepit aged man

    Took the fancy in his old head to get a spouse.

    He married a beauteous little girl, Jewel by name,

    When he had concealed his casket of jewels from the eyes of men

    A spectacle took place as is customary in weddings.

    But in the first onslaught the organ of the sheikh fell asleep.

    He spanned the bow but hit not the target; it being impossible to sew

    A tight coarse robe except with a needle of steel.

    He complained to his friends and showed proofs

    That his furniture had been utterly destroyed by her impudence.

    Such fighting and contention arose between man and wife

    That the affair came before the qazi; and Sa’di said:

    ‘After all this reproach and villainy the fault is not the girl’s.

    Thou whose hand trembles, how canst thou bore a Jewel?’

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    well older women are just as good lovers i know




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    Quote Originally Posted by Pixsurguy View Post
    If by "older" you mean men past say . . . 45 or so and you are comparing them with men of 20 years or less, then I'd say it is very likely that the older guy would have picked up a few tricks over the years and learned to appreciate how wonderful it is to please his lover, rather than solely himself. Au contraire as to the young stud. He may (or may not) have endurance on his side, but he's much more likely to "go off half cocked" as it were. hehehehehe Also, the young guy probably has not had the opportunity to learn a lot in his short sexual life of perhaps only six to eight years.

    As to the upper limit of 70 that someone in this thread posited for men, I don't think so. At least not across the board. Plenty of men well beyond 70 enjoy a full and vigorous sex life. While it is probably so that they are not able to get it up over and over again all night (and one wonders if even that many young guys can do it, either):
    "Even if you are too pooped to cut the mustard, you can still lick the jar". hehehehehe
    .....and in most cases with men that age, a girl doesn't have to worry about being bitten..








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    Go for younger men, you might as well.....they never mature anyway.



    If I were wrong don't you think I'd know it?

    what's a nice girl like me doing in a place like this?

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    Young or Old, a male is a male, afterall! A lion may lose his canine but still he can kill with his paws!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hortysir View Post
    Yool haff to leed....i don;t know how


    36 hours is the 'wall'
    I'll lead, no problem. You just take my hand Horty.....I'll do the rest

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