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    Instruction and Advice For the Young Bride on the Conduct and Procedure of the Intimate and Personal Relationships of the Marriage State for the Greater Spiritual Sanctity of this Blessed Sacrament and the Glory of God

    By Ruth Smythers beloved wife of The Reverend L.D. Smythers, Pastor of the Arcadian Methodist Church of the Eastern Regional Conference

    Published in the year of our Lord 1894,
    Spiritual Guidance Press, New York City


    To the sensitive young woman who has had the benefits of proper upbringing, the wedding day is, ironically, both the happiest and the most terrifying day of her life. On the positive side, there is the wedding itself, in which the bride is the central attraction in a beautiful and inspiring ceremony, symbolizing her triumph in securing a male to provide for all her needs for the rest of her life. On the negative side, there is the wedding night, during which the bride must pay the piper, so to speak, by facing for the first time the terrible experience of sex.

    At this point, dear reader, let me concede one shocking truth. Some young women actually anticipate the wedding night ordeal with curiosity and pleasure! Beware such an attitude! A selfish and sensual husband can easily take advantage of such a bride.

    One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: GIVE LITTLE, GIVE SELDOM, AND ABOVE ALL, GIVE GRUDGINGLY. Otherwise what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of sexual lust.

    On the other hand, the bride's terror need not be extreme. While sex is at best revolting and at worse rather painful, it has to be endured, and has been by women since the beginning of time, and is compensated for by the monogamous home and by the children produced through it.

    It is useless, in most cases, for the bride to prevail upon the groom to forego the sexual initiation. While the ideal husband would be one who would approach his bride only at her request and only for the purpose of begetting offspring, such nobility and unselfishness cannot be expected from the average man. Most men, if not denied, would demand sex almost every day.

    The wise bride will permit a maximum of two brief sexual experiences weekly during the first months of marriage. As time goes by she should make every effort to reduce this frequency. Feigned illness, sleepiness, and headaches are among the wife's best friends in this matter. Arguments, nagging, scolding, and bickering also prove very effective, if used in the late evening about an hour before the husband would normally commence his seduction. Clever wives are ever on the alert for new and better methods of denying and discouraging the amorous overtures of the husband.

    A good wife should expect to have reduced sexual contacts to once a week by the end of the first year of marriage and to once a month by the end of the fifth year of marriage. By their tenth anniversary many wives have managed to complete their child bearing and have achieved the ultimate goal of terminating all sexual contacts with the husband. By this time she can depend upon his love for the children and social pressures to hold the husband in the home.

    Just as she should be ever alert to keep the quantity of sex as low as possible, the wise bride will pay equal attention to limiting the kind and degree of sexual contacts. Most men are by nature rather perverted, and if given half a chance, would engage in quite a variety of the most revolting practices. These practices include among others performing the normal act in abnormal positions; mouthing the female body; and offering their own vile bodies to be mouthed in turn. Nudity, talking about sex, reading stories about sex, viewing photographs and drawings depicting or suggesting sex are other obnoxious habits the male is likely to acquire if permitted. A wise bride will make it her goal never to allow her husband to see her unclothed body, and never allow him to display his unclothed body to her.

    Sex, when it cannot be prevented, should be practiced only in total darkness. Many women have found it useful to have thick cotton nightgowns for themselves and pajamas for their husbands. These should be donned in separate rooms. They need not be removed during the sex act. Thus, a minimum of flesh is exposed. Once the bride has donned her gown and turned off all the lights, she should lie quietly upon the bed and await her groom. When he comes groping into the room she should make no sound to guide him in her direction, lest he take this as a sign of encouragement. She should let him grope in the dark. There is always the hope that he will stumble and incur some slight injury which she can use as an excuse to deny him sexual access.

    When he finds her, the wife should lie as still as possible. Bodily motion on her part could be interpreted as sexual excitement by the optimistic husband. If he attempts to kiss her on the lips she should turn her head slightly so that the kiss falls harmlessly on her cheek instead. If he attempts to kiss her hand, she should make a fist. If he lifts her gown and attempts to kiss her anyplace else she should quickly pull the gown back in place, spring from the bed, and announce that nature calls her to the toilet. This will generally dampen his desire to kiss in the forbidden territory.

    If the husband attempts to seduce her with lascivious talk, the wise wife will suddenly remember some trivial non-sexual question to ask him. Once he answers she should keep the conversation going, no matter how frivolous it may seem at the time. Eventually, the husband will learn that if he insists on having sexual contact, he must get on with it without amorous embellishment. The wise wife will allow him to pull the gown up no farther than the waist, and only permit him to open the front of his pajamas to thus make connection.

    She will be absolutely silent or babble about her housework while he is huffing and puffing away. Above all, she will lie perfectly still and never under any circumstances grunt or groan while the act is in progress. As soon as the husband has completed the act the wise wife will start nagging him about various minor tasks she wishes him to perform on the morrow. Many men obtain a major portion of their sexual satisfaction from the peaceful exhaustion immediately after the act is over. Thus the wife must insure that there is no peace in this period for him to enjoy. Otherwise, he might be encouraged to soon try for more.

    One heartening factor for which the wife can be grateful is the fact that the husband's home, school, church, and social environment have been working together all through his life to instill in him a deep sense of guilt in regards to his sexual feelings, so that he comes to the marriage couch apologetically and filled with shame, already half cowed and subdued. The wise wife seizes upon this advantage and relentlessly pursues her goal first to limit, later to annihilate completely her husband's desire for sexual expression.

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    what a bunch of baloney lol










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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    what a bunch of baloney lol
    but that IS from a Church, a Pastors wife, authentic and already published as stated!! Times may have changed but not the Bible--

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    that's not what the pastor told me lol it's not when or if or how often you have sex, but how you roll the toilet paper! lol
    I must have somethin' right, 32 years must count somehow lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    that's not what the pastor told me lol it's not when or if or how often you have sex, but how you roll the toilet paper! lol
    I must have somethin' right, 32 years must count somehow lol
    Squirt dear, I believe you but what about the Bible???

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    Quote Originally Posted by mazbut View Post
    Squirt dear, I believe you but what about the Bible???
    what about the bible? it says that my husband can enjoy the wife of his youth to his heart's content

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    what about the bible? it says that my husband can enjoy the wife of his youth to his heart's content
    ...how can a Pastor's wife be wrong??? she too must be giving full satisfaction to her husband accordingly

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    Quote Originally Posted by mazbut View Post
    ...how can a Pastor's wife be wrong??? she too must be giving full satisfaction to her husband accordingly
    are you trying to suggest that every Christian has everything right? nobody has it *exactly* right, they just have what works for them, doesn't mean it will work for somebody else, my way worked for me, so who's to say who is right and who is wrong, not us me thinks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    are you trying to suggest that every Christian has everything right? nobody has it *exactly* right, they just have what works for them, doesn't mean it will work for somebody else, my way worked for me, so who's to say who is right and who is wrong, not us me thinks!
    In that case there would be as many religions as humans are because everybody seems to blow his horn!! doesn't that make religion a 'joke'??

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    Mazbut, buddy I think your starting to reach a little bit here on this which religion is right or wrong thing. Pulling out an article from 1894 written by some unknown Pastor's wife. Dang! What exactly do you have to google to get this to come up. It's kind of ironic isn't it that her hubby was pastor of an "Arcadian Methodist church." I wonder if that meant old fashion or ancient as in archaic. Any how it was a funny read. Maybe she should have tried to "blow his horn" hell most guys automatically reciprocate for that kind of thing.

    My new life slogan, "GIVE LITTLE, GIVE SELDOM, AND ABOVE ALL, GIVE GRUDGINGLY!" Too funny!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dangerously View Post
    Mazbut, buddy I think your starting to reach a little bit here on this which religion is right or wrong thing. Pulling out an article from 1894 written by some unknown Pastor's wife. Dang! What exactly do you have to google to get this to come up. It's kind of ironic isn't it that her hubby was pastor of an "Arcadian Methodist church." I wonder if that meant old fashion or ancient as in archaic. Any how it was a funny read. Maybe she should have tried to "blow his horn" hell most guys automatically reciprocate for that kind of thing.

    My new life slogan, "GIVE LITTLE, GIVE SELDOM, AND ABOVE ALL, GIVE GRUDGINGLY!" Too funny!

    I did NOT Google, it was only receieved in an email.

    It was for the same reasons that I thought it funny and found fit for posting.
    And, BTW, you may have felt that way but I have no mind to compare religions...
    However, I occurred to me and, looking at the way Christians are treating their religion, I honestly don't understand why a person like me should convert to Christianity?? Why??

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    Quote Originally Posted by mazbut View Post

    I did NOT Google, it was only receieved in an email.

    It was for the same reasons that I thought it funny and found fit for posting.
    And, BTW, you may have felt that way but I have no mind to compare religions...
    However, I occurred to me and, looking at the way Christians are treating their religion, I honestly don't understand why a person like me should convert to Christianity?? Why??
    Mazbut that is an excellent question, ďI honestly donít understand why a person like me should convert to Christianity? Why??Ē I ask myself that daily, not just in regards to Christianity but all religions or atleast the ones I know about. Many say you must have faith, but to me faith is not an answer, for where do you find faith if you donít already have it? So I look to knowledge and understanding. Unfortunately, when it comes to religion I truly am dangerously Ignorant. I watch, listen and read about all religions in my attempt to gain this understanding and possibly faith. What I find disturbing in my quest is I often see people of ďfaithĒ in my humble opinion behaving badly. I see that as a contradiction to what they are preaching. (Insert God of flavor here) knows I have visited all of the seven deadly sins, some more often than I should have, I am no one special and I am definitely not the sharpest tool in the box, but to me religion should be about understanding and caring for your fellow people, putting we before I so to speak. ďDo unto others as you would have them do unto you.Ē Is an excellent quote and to me should be the back bone to religion. Granted thatís from the bible, Iím sure somewhere in the Koran there is a similar quote, but to me thatís what religion is or atleast should be all about. To belittle, berate, hurt or harm another person whether it be physically or mentally in the name of a religion to me is the biggest hypocritical sin of all. And when I see it being done, I to ask as you did here, Why should a person like me convert to (insert religion of choice here) if this is how they behave?
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    Let all that you do be done in love ... and you can't go wrong, "by their fruits you will know them"

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    Love has just become a 'taboo'....it's the seed that matters One will reap as he sows!!

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