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    Aunt Sweetpea died this morning.

    Quoted from Marky Aunt Sweetiepea died this morning. <hr style="color: rgb(0, 190, 190); background-color: rgb(0, 190, 190);" size="1"> <!-- / icon and title --> <!-- message --> She was the very best part of me and loved you all very much. She had asked me to notify you all...
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    Beware..... Walmart Chairs

    Beware Wal-mart is selling lounge chairs made in China and the plastic is very very cheap and thin. Purchase at your own risk. Those cheap Wal-Mart chairs. Don't buy them.
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    Frog Wishes

    <center> Frog Wishes Three women were out golfing one day and one of them hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog...
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    3 Turtles

    <center> 3 Turtles Three turtles, Joe, Steve, and Raymond, decide to go on a picnic. So Joe packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is, the picnic site is 10 miles away, so the turtles take 10 whole days to get there. By the time they do arrive, everyone's...
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    Smoke Alarm

    <center> Smoke Alarm At her fathers wake, the woman told her priest that ever since she was a child, she and her father had discussed life after death. They agreed that whoever went first would try to contact the other. They had discussed it again only two weeks before his death. He...
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    Thoughts about Marriage

    Thoughts about Marriage <!-- / icon and title --> <!-- message --> Getting married is very much like going to a continental restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. At the cocktail party...
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    Advice To Men About What Women Want

    ADVICE TO MEN ABOUT WHAT WOMEN WANT <!-- / icon and title --> <!-- message --> ONE - Foreplay is not a privilege; it is a birthright. TWO - If you take her out to a fancy restaurant, don't try to subtly steer her away from the lobster, THREE - Quit blowing smoke up...
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    Funny Axe Illusion

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    Got Beer ?

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    Buckle Up !

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    Mikey's Custom Siggies 4 U All

    OK HERES HOW IT WORKS YOU BRING ME A PICTURE THAT YOU WOULD LIKE FOR YOUR SIGNATURE PIC DROP IT OFF HERE AND TELL ME WHAT YOU WOULD LIKE DONE TO IT AND JUST GIVE ME AMPLE TIME IF I GET TO MANY AT 1 TIME AND THATS IT LET THE FUN BEGIN <label for="rb_iconid_10"></label><label...
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    Bouncing Baby Boy Balls

    Bouncing Baby Boy Balls There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five pounds and his balls weighed five pounds. All the nurses and even the doctor didn't know what to do with him. Then, the chief surgeon walked in and...
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    Sex in the Dark

    Sex in the Dark There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figures she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night...
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    Trouble With Site Clock

    I THINK THE SITES CLOCK IS SCREWED UP I SEE POSTS THAT SAY 1000 AND 1100 PM ON THE 10TH AND MY POSTS SAY 527 PM SOMETHING WHATS GOIN ON ???
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    For All The Dads In The Roo

    THANX BERT VERY NICE MY FRIEND !
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    Wacky Home

    Wacky Home [/IMG]
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    Paper Trail Tells All

    <CENTER> When chasing no good scumbags . . .</CENTER><CENTER> always check for the paper trail. </CENTER>
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    When Seagulls Attack

    When Seagulls Attack <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top><TABLE class=table><TBODY><TR class=joketext><TD bgColor=white><HR color=black height="1"><CENTER><CENTER> <HR color=black height="1"></CENTER></CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>