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    child support

    CHILD SUPPORT: Little Johnny's father says to him, "When you go back to your Mom's tonight, give her this envelope. Tell her that since you are now 18 this is the LAST check she'll ever see from me for child support. Then, stand back and watch the expression her face." "OK" replied Little...
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    fu**ing ants!

    FUCKING ANTS: A priest comes out of the church to find Little Johnny sitting on the steps. The boy is killing ants by smashing them with his thumb, saying, "Fucking ants," with each smash. The priest watches for a moment, horrified, before running over to Little Johnny. "What are you...
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    interview

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    sperm bank

    If you cant read it...the caption sayz....."Excuse me, could you show me the way to the sperm bank?"
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    wank me off

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    best supporting actress

    Ill support you...but u gotta support me
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    muscles

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    we f***ed up...

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    next time...

    GOOD THING IM A CHIK!! bring ur friend on over...i dont care
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    a childs curiosity

    A CHILDS CURIOSITY: A Mom is driving a little girl to her friends house for a play date. "Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?" The mother looks over at the little girl, "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age, it isn't polite." the mother warns. "Ok," the little girl says...
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    undies

    UNDIES: There was a young girl who loved to wear dresses everyday to school. One day a boy asked her to climb the flag pole for a box of cookies. She climbed the pole and all the boys in the schoolyard could clearly see her underpants. When she got home she bragged to her mother that she got a...
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    a childs prayer

    A CHILDS PRAYER: One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa." The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart...
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    we've lost GOD!!

    AN APB ON GOD: A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be confident that if any mischief occurred in their town, their two young sons were involved in some capacity. The parents were at...
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    white boy

    WHITE BOY: A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking. He puts his hands in the flour and coats his face with it. He looks at his mother and says "Look Momma, I'm a white boy!" His mother slaps him hard on the face and says "Boy, go show your Daddy." The boy goes into...
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    hehehe

    Going to the bathroom has never been so fun!
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    lick-a-chick

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    what do kittyz dream of?

    How cute? But what is he/she dreamin of?
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    oh gross!

    Mouse Bread...thats some gross shit!!