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    Morons

    Top Eight Morons of 2003 1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence. 2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR...
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    What's your number??

    Your birth date describes who you are, what you are good at and what your inborn abilities are. It also points to what you have to learn and the challenges you are facing. To figure out your Birth Number, add all the numbers in the birth date together, like in the example, until there is...
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    Calculate This!

    (Puzzle. Use calculator) 1) PUNCH THE 1ST THREE DIGITS OF YOUR HOME PHONE # INTO YOUR CALCULATOR (without the area code) 2) MULTIPLY BY 80 3) ADD 1 4) MULTIPLY BY 250 5) ADD THE LAST FOUR DIGITS OF YOUR HOME PHONE # 6) ADD THE LAST FOUR DIGITS OF YOUR HOME PHONE # AGAIN...
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    I believe

    I Believe.... I believe- that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I believe- that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I believe- that true friendship continues to...
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    The Mommy Test

    The Mommy Test I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked her not to do that. "Why?" "Because it's been laying outside and is dirty and probably has germs." At this point, she looked at...
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    You are all invited…….

    :) Jhorse and I would be much obliged if ya'll would visit our new web site and share with us your opinions/suggestions/ideas. We anticipate adding more products and product lines on a regular basis. We also will be providing extensive Native American cultural information and lore as the site...
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    Just DO It

    This was written by an 83-year-old woman to her friend. The last line says it all. Dear Bertha: I'm reading more and dusting less. I'm sitting in the yard and admiring the view without fussing about the weeds in the garden. I'm spending more time with my family and friends and less time...
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    Clinton and Bush

    For you, Jhorse........ National American Indian Heritage Month By the President of the United States of America 1996 Proclamation Although the first "American Indian Day" was declared by the State of New York in 1916, a month long recognition of Native Americans was...
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    Men are like........

    Men are like ...Laxatives ....They irritate the shit out of you. Men are like ...Bananas ....The older they get, the less firm they are.. Men are like ...Vacations ...They never seem to be long enough. Men are like ...Weather ....Nothing can be done to change them. Men are like...
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    30 Ways To.........

    Top 30 Polite Ways To Say 'You're Stupid!' 1. A few clowns short of a circus. 2. A few fries short of a happy meal. 3. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead. 4. All foam, no beer. 5. The butter has slipped off his pancake. 6. The cheese slid off his cracker. 7...
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    In The News part 4

    A 70-year-old man and a 60-year-old woman pleaded no contest to public indecency in New Philadelphia, Ohio, in June after their arrest for engaging in sex acts in a booth at a Hardee's restaurant. Though it was the couple's first lewdness charge, the prosecutor told the judge that it was not the...
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    In The News part 3

    In May, battered wife Elizabeth Rudavsky stabbed to death her severely abusive husband of seven months, Angelo Heddington, in Thedford, Ont., but to Rudavsky's shock, Heddington was soon identified as a woman (who had long ago adopted male mannerisms and dress). A former Heddington girlfriend...
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    In The News part 2

    A Brazilian man killed his parents because they demanded he divorce his inflatable "bride." He believed a blow-up doll was a human being, considered it his wife and talked to her. His religious parents demanded he separate from the doll, but he would not listen. When his mother took the doll and...
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    In The News

    BIRMINGHAM, England - A legal secretary from a well known office was having a birthday. This time the popular secretary was in for the embarrassment of her life when co-workers threw her a surprise birthday party. Before she got home, co-workers had let themselves in her house with a spare key...
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    Are Computers Male or Female?

    COMPUTER NAME A man who had previously been a sailor, was very aware that ships are addressed as "she" and "her". He often wondered what gender computers should be addressed. To answer that question, he set up two groups of computer experts. The first was comprised of women, and...
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    Changing a Lightbulb

    :p :p :p Mine fits perfectly!!! :p :p ARIES: Just one. You want to make something of it? TAURUS: One, but just try to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away. GEMINI: Two, but the job never gets done-they just keep discussing who...
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    The Price of Gasoline

    Don't know how recent these prices are......... I'm sure they are still relative to each other..... BY THE BARREL Now in the news are all kinds of reports on what oil costs per barrel, how it affects gas prices, airline tickets, heating and air conditioning, etc., etc, etc. Well...
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    Hey folks.....Does your tree describe you?

    BIRTHDAY TREE Find your birthday and then find your tree...... December 23 to January 1 ........ Apple Tree January 2 to January 11 ............. Fir Tree January 12 to January 24 ............Elm Tree January 25 to February 3 ....... Cypress Tree February 4 to February 8...
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    Bathroom Stall

    BATHROOM STALL Ways to annoy your Public Bathroom Stallmate: Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor: "May I borrow a highlighter?" Say: "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that." Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence...
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    Men vs Women

    BATTLE OF THE SEXES Why do men fart more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure. Why did cave men drag their women around by the hair? Because if you drag them around by the feet they fill up with dirt. How is a woman like a laxative? They...