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    Christmas pics

    Hi from Spring Tx. where and how are you celebrating this year? Here are some of my family's pics.
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    The Monte Python solution to global warming.

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    Let the video say it all.

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    Quotes from TV or film

    Thought we had one of these, but I couldn't find it. Just enter a great or memorable quote from the media. Starting: "You know, for fish from space they were surprisingly...buxom" - Doctor Who ALSO: (Amy is all but raping the Doctor in her bedroom) Doctor: "Amy, I'm 907 years old, do...
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    It's Halloween: Is this scary enough?

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    Happy Birthday, Donnaslaw!

    The same day as Columbus sailed to America! Only in a different year, of course. :hehe: Have a great day, sweetie. I'm thinking of you.
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    Another dirty picture

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    Number Six

    Not really a viral, but a preview specially edited for Comic con. I have two things to say: 1. FINALLY! They've been trying to get this made for years, with a different cast announced every year! 2. DON'T FUCK THIS UP!!! <embed...
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    Totally pointless TV/movie quiz

    Will try to get in here daily with a new question, and the answer to yesterdays. We'll start off with an easy one. 1 "A vampire, a werewolf and a ghost decide they want to live like humans, so they get a flat, a job, and a television..." What TV series are you watching?
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    The Wisdom of Sexy Women

    She is descended from a long line that her mother listened to. Gypsy Rose Lee He who hesitates is a damned fool. Mae West I haven't been out of work since the day I took my pants off. Sally Rand I wasn't naked, I was completely covered by a blue spotlight. Gypsy Rose Lee I...
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    Harry, Nancy, & the priest

    Harry said "THIS WAR IS LOST" - Nancy said "THE CIA LIED TO ME." THE PRIEST, HARRY AND NANCY The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years He had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital. He motioned for his nurse to come near. "Yes, Father?" said the nurse. "I would really...
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    One step sicker

    From the Star: Lorenzo Lamas made a name for himself on soap operas like Falcon Crest and The Bold and the Beautiful — but the real drama in his life is the one going on at home. Star has exclusively learned that the actor[/URL] left his fourth wife, former Playboy model Shauna Sand, when he...
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    How to tell if your church is kinky

    1. The cross in the front is shaped like a capital "X". 2. The favorite hymn is "Blessed Be The Tie That Binds". 3. When discussing the scourging of Christ, the minister holds up a replica of the whip. 4. Every time the word "Master," is read from scripture, the women shout "Amen!" 5...
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    For Vampire romance fans

    Edward, from Twilight, strikes out. With the Slayer!! Funny remix! <object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RZwM3GvaTRM&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess"...
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    Obama will save the day!- Jib Jab!

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    Why men don't like condoms

    The US government has launched a multi-million dollar study of why men don't like using condoms. Asking this question on the internet could save several million bucks. So here is my answer: Because it's like watching a sunset with a blindfold on, going to a flower show with a head cold, or...
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    Father's Day, USA. Have A Nice One!

    Mother's Day: Kids make Mom breakfast in bed. More long distant phone calls than any other day of the year. More greeting cards bought than any other day of the year. Most of those cards are heart-felt sentiments of gratitude for all that Mom's do. Church services where Mom's are lauded for...
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    Happy freaking Father's Day, Bastards.

    South Africa's Rape Crisis: 1 in 4 Men Say They've Done It By MEGAN LINDOW / CAPE TOWN Megan Lindow / Cape Town </cite> – <abbr title="2009-06-20T07:30:00-0700" class="timedate">Sat Jun 20, 10:30 am ET</abbr> <!-- end .byline --> South...
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    Why has nobody invented....

    Ideas you wish you could pick up at WalMart. Why has nobody invented large stuffed animals that vibrate? Why has nobody invented projectors for your thoughts and dreams? Why has nobody used faster projection rates to try 3D without glasses? (the limit for standard movies was 24fps. New...
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    Ketchip, anyone? New Uses

    By Brian Clark Howard Posted Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:37am PDT Related topics: Food and Drink...