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    Santa Claus not delivering to Trump voters households.

    A coworker found this email in his spam folder last night. Now he is freaking out about his kids and wife not getting Christmas gifts. Then it really hit him, neither will he. Santa Claus not delivering to Trump voters households. Santa Claus November 15, 2016 To me Do not...
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    Top Ten Selling T-Shirts at Trump's Rallys

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    Who has won the Alpha Male wars.

    There is a commercial for Cover Girl makeup, marketing a line of Star Wars makeup, to young women in their twenties. Awhile back there was a movie where a character announced that men won the gender war, the moment women started taking up pole dancing for exercising. I now believe the geeky tech...
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    I'm Coming Out of the Closet

    I'm Coming Out of the Closet Shortly before Christmas I was forced to face who I was as a person. So I decided that the Christmas holiday would be the time that I let my friends and family know who I was inside. I came out of the closet and revealed my true self to them. Now I think it is...
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    Robin Williams Suicide: Dark Opinion

    Let me say up front I have know idea why Robin Williams committed suicide. But after hearing his wife say he was in the early stages of Parkinson's, I no longer feel sorry for him. A little sad for his family but I do not pity Robin or feel sorry for him in any way. I have long felt that life...
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    Long Form Jokes and or Satire

    Charm School addendum: Level Five Snowflake Do to recent events the Joint Chiefs of Staffs now feel it's necessary to discuss openly, the latest threat to our military's readiness and effectiveness. That is the threat posed by the Level Five Snowflake. Given the general age of our Generals...
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    Obama Scoreboard for the 2012 Election

    Obama Scoreboard for the 2012 Election
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    A moment of reckoning: God's Will and Women

    A moment of reckoning: God's Will and Women As the elevator slowed to a halt and the ding sounded, Mitt thought for a split second that the ride to the top floor of his parking garage had taken longer than usual. It had not taken any longer, he was suffering from the effects of the...
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    the like button code

    Can someone in the know post the none facebook like html code used on this site. That is if it is not proprietary.
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    Top Ten ways you know you are part of the 47%

    Top Ten ways you know you are part of the 47% 10. If this was the sixties your stinky protesting ass would be called a hippie. 09. You are offended by the term hamburger flipper, you are a grill specialist. 08. When driving through Arizona you have to carry papers. 07. Reruns of...
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    Top ten signs you're talking to an empty chair

    Top ten signs you're talking to an empty chair. 10. What can I say LSD is LSD. 09. When you say Marco, no one replies Polo. 08. You have a very good friend named Harvey who is a rabbit. 07. Some one pulled your finger. 06. Get off my lawn is not just a saying, it is a way of life...
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    If a Dolla' could Holla'

    If a Dolla' could Holla' If ya Dolla' could Holla' If a dolla' could holla', I'm that guy, take it by the collar, make it wanna swalla. If a dolla' could holla', I'm that guy, take it by the mane, and give it a good bang. If your dolla' could holla', It would scream my name, cause it...
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    The F.O.O.L's Controversy

    The F.O.O.L's Controversy Politics: Washington D.C. The White House. B. E. Bell From Associated Press July 27, 2012 7:00 pm. John Boehner and other high ranking Republican leaders are upset and demanding an apology from the White House, the Justice Department and the Secret Service. Over...
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    He's Talking to Me!

    He's Talking to Me! I watch the night, For what is not right. The gait of my prey, Brings him my way. My faith be not fickle, For I wield the sickle. Like a modern day Bickle, The steel I do tickle. I stand my ground, And you fall down! I stood my ground, To the earth you are...
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    I am an Insensitive Jerk!

    I am an Insensitive Jerk! After being reminded that I am approaching the end of my fifth decade on this planet and being repeatedly told, 'That is what you get for dating young women.' I decided that not only would I date women of my own age, but that I would become all those things that...
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    The Tebow Effect.

    The Tebow Effect. The world will not end in the year 2012. This was the realization that those who follow the Mayan mythos was force to concede after the shocking events of Sunday night. With one pass from his mighty arm in overtime, Tim Tebow, has changed the perception of the End of...
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    Yeah! I Went There!

    Yeah! I Went There! Every now and then I will write something. And even as I am formulating the text in my mind, I know two things will be true. Women will say what a misogynist pig I am, while the guys will simply say 'true dat'. All I can say is, sometimes you have to let the pig out, to...
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    I know how to pay it forward, Bitch!

    I know how to pay it forward, Bitch! "All is fair in love and war." "It is better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all." Two sayings that are so much B.S or so much truth, that we can't handle it. How you perceive these sayings, depends on whether you are the winner or the...
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    The Tea Party Express

    The Tea Party Express
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    I am that Guy!

    I am that Guy! I do not know how it happened, but I have become that guy. Which guy you ask? At this point take your pick. All I know for sure is that one morning I woke up and realized that I was dating a woman 21 years my junior. That fact should give you a hint to what kind of guy I have...