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    Something missing-WWII Memorial in Washington, DC

    I checked this with snopes.com and nothing was found to deny the claim. Kevin Today I went to visit the new World War II Memorial in Washington, DC. I got an unexpected history lesson. Since I'm a baby boomer, I was one of the youngest in the crowd. Most were the age of my parents...
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    New Regulations in the Alabama DPS 2004 Driver's Handbook

    New Regulations in the Alabama DPS 2004 Driver's Handbook 1.. Turn signals will give away your next move. A confident Alabama Driver avoids using them. 2.. Under no circumstance should you maintain a safe distance between you and the car in front of you, because the space will be filled...
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    Did You Know?

    DID YOU KNOW? As you walk up the steps to the building which houses the U.S. Supreme Court you can see near the top of the building a row of the world's law givers and each one is facing one in the middle who is facing forward with a full frontal view - it is Moses and he is holding the...
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    Honest John's Used Cars

    Officer O'Leary is on the lookout for trouble. He sees two little old ladies in the front seat of a Chevrolet convertible, parked in "Honest John's" used car lot. The car lot is closed, so O'Leary drives up alongside the Chevy and asks, "Are you two ladies trying to steal this car?"...
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    Dieting/healthy eating

    From: Dr. Buford Teapotts, MD. Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer...
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    Native Creations Newsletter

    Many of you know that Strawberry_Creamy and myself have started a website showcasing native american reproduction artifacts. Here is our first newsletter, I think you will all enjoy it. She did an excellent job. :bigsmile: Native Creations Newsletter
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    History Lesson.

    In 1923, who was: 1. President of the largest steel company? 2. President of the largest gas company? 3. President of the New York Stock Exchange? 4. Greatest wheat speculator? 5. President of the Bank of International Settlement? 6. Great Bear of Wall Street? These men were...
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    A Beautiful True Story

    At the prodding of my friends, I am writing this story. My name is Mildred Hondorf. I am a former elementary school music teacher from Des Moines, Iowa. I've always supplemented my income by teaching piano lessons-something I've done for over 30 years. Over the years I found that children have...
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    The Reasons We Love Children:

    NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt...
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    Oxymoron defination

    What is an Oxymoron? Oxymoron Definition: A rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined. EXAMPLE: "Oxymoron" - Removing the Ten Commandments from the courthouse while making people swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth, so help them God...
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    Nuns Flight to Chicago

    A nun was sitting at the airport, waiting on her flight to Chicago. She looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight machines that tells your fortune, and thought to herself, "I'll give it a try and see what it tells me." She went over to the machine, stepped up on the scale and put...
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    Where have we gone wrong?

    I checked with SNOPES.com and didn't find this listed as a hoax. THIS IS VERY INTERESTING! After you check your state(s), look at the last sentence or two. America's founders did not intend for there to be a separation of God and state, as shown by the fact that all 50 states...
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    Tax time again

    When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, on almost any surface including glass...
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    Your reward

    This fellow comes to confession. "Father, he said, forgive me for I have sinned." The priest asked, "What did you do, my son?" "I lusted," the fellow replied. "Tell me about it," the priest said. The fellow then related his story. "Father, I am a deliveryman for...
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    Daffynitions

    The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's (2003) winners: 1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund...
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    you muss be single

    A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a...
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    Kids............. on church

    3-year-old, Reese: "Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am."...
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    And another one

    Omnipotent surpreme being elicit respite to ecstatic distinguished males.
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    Got nother one for ya

    Exclamitory remark concerning a demunitive municipality in Judea, southwest of Jeruselem
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    A message from the rural south

    A message from the rural South: Because of misunderstandings that frequently develop when Easterners and Californians cross states south of the Mason Dixon line, those states' Tourism Councils have adopted a set of information guidelines. In an effort to help outsiders understand the...