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  1. Romford Lad

    Happy Birthday to Kipper

    A very Happy Birthday pal ~ hope you have a great day..... Cheers...
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    No 'like' button

    I fully appreciate that not everyone will agree with me about the 'like' button, but I do miss having it available. I don't have the time to post a reply to each and every one ~ and I think it sort of isolates people as we don't get a list up showing who has seen our post, some of which may...
  3. Romford Lad

    Learning Curve

    Had this sent through ~ but an MP4 video ~ so have changed it to a gif ~ simply quite adorable in my view...
  4. Romford Lad

    Should President BO tell the British people how to vote on staying in Europe?

    It's very rare for me to get involved in this thread ~ but have noticed that it's just a bit quiet ~ so thought I throw a spanner in the works. Bearing in mind the 'golden rule' for world leaders, never to comment publicly on another countries elections etc ~ should the President have told the...
  5. Romford Lad

    Cecil the lion

    I think this is the first time I have ever started a debate here ~ and I'm fully aware that I may well be 'shot' down in flames, so be it. But this incident of a very wealthy dentist from the States ~ paying thousands of pounds to be able to kill a lion with a bow and arrow, has made me angry...
  6. Romford Lad

    Jingles Bells

    OK ~ I know this should strictly be in the Video section ~ BUT ~ as it's Christmas ~ and it's fun ~ I thought more people would see it here ~ smile and sing along.....very clever..... Jingle Bells On Grocery Checkout Scanners > >
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    Hi guys ~ I'm back

    Well guys ~ got back yesterday from St Lucia ~ night flight [as always] bumpy ride due to the storms building in the Atlantic ~ had some rest, got a couple of pics ~ more later.... view from our patio, where we sat to relax and read... and if you turned to your right...you would see this...
  8. Romford Lad

    The Priest who could not lie

    <tbody> <tbody> The Priest who could not lie A distinguished looking young lady is on a flight returning from Switzerland. She finds herself seated next to a priest and asks "Excuse me father, may I ask a favour of you?" "Well of course Miss, what can I do for you?" he...
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    30 Pints of Guinness in 30 minutes

    found myself in a pub in Cork. A group of American tourists came in. One of the Americans said, in a loud voice, "I hear you Irish think your great drinkers. I bet 5,000 euros that no-one here can drink 30 pints of Guinness in 30 minutes." The bar was silent, the American...
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    Places I have been to....??

    I'm going on holiday on the 25th...but thought I'd share just a few of the other places I have sort of visited... I have been in many places, but I've never been in Kahoots Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Kahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I...
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    Frozen crabs and the blonde stewardess

    FROZEN CRABS AND THE BLONDE STEWARDESS.... A lawyer boarded an plane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her...
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    Blair and Cameron

    Subject: Tony Blair and David Cameron Tony Blair and David Cameron somehow turned up at the same barber shop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it...
  13. Romford Lad

    A Scot goes through Airport security

    With apologies to all my Scottish friends............ Best marriage proposal ever - YouTube
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    Lone Ranger ~ Last request

    The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party. The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger"... "In honor of the Harvest Festival, YOU will be executed in three days." "Before I kill you, I grant you three requests" "What is your FIRST...
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    God and Lawn care

    Thought I'd post this one here...because so much of it, is exactly what we do...... GOD & LAWN CARE... You might smile as you read this .....Because as stupid as it may sound, this is exactly what we do! GOD to ST. FRANCIS: Frank, ... You know all...
  16. Romford Lad

    A powerful commercial

    Wasn't too sure where to post this ~ but thought that more people would see it here...... Pass on to your Children and grandchildren This is pretty awesome, and it only takes a second! A Hong Kong movie theatre asks its patrons to leave their cell phones ON when they...
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    Socrates

    <tbody> So much for philosophy. Keep this in mind the next time you are about to repeat a rumor or spread gossip. In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said...
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    What is 'aplomb'

    Subject: English gentry's definition of 'aplomb'! Only the English gentry can explain in such a gentlemanly fashion. His Lordship was in the study at Downton Abbey when the butler approached and coughed discreetly. "May I ask you a question my lord?" "Go ahead...
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    Nurse

    <tbody> Black Testicles A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath...
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    The Stammer

    <tbody> In the U.K., a very pretty young speech therapist was getting nowhere with her “Stammerers Action Group”. She had tried every technique in the book without the slightest success. No-one was improving. Finally, thoroughly exasperated, she said "If any of you can tell me...