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Old 04-28-2007, 12:07 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A United States Marine was attending some college courses between
assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the
courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the
ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock
me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room
fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the
professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to
the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his Chair, went up
to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other
students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The
professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and
asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?" The
Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's
soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an
asshole. So, He sent me."
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Old 04-28-2007, 12:50 PM   #2 (permalink)
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God loves Marines lol and so do I ... excellent post darlin'
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Old 04-28-2007, 04:48 PM   #3 (permalink)
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God loves Marines lol and so do I ... excellent post darlin'
I thought it was damned nice of him to show such restraint....thanks,darlin
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I thought it was damned nice of him to show such restraint....thanks,darlin
yes it was lol not sure I could've lol
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A United States Marine was attending some college courses between
assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the
courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the
ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock
me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room
fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the
professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to
the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his Chair, went up
to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other
students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The
professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and
asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?" The
Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's
soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an
asshole. So, He sent me."
Thanks for posting this. I too am a very proud Mother of a Marine. He served his time in Iraq. When his term was up they used him as a civilian. Sending him back and forth. He was a siper and it broke my hearts. I was just waiting to hear he was coming home in a box. He was even in Saddam's palace when it was overtook. Long Story, I end here. I thank GOD everyday for our military troops.
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