Mothers Questions & Answers by 2nd graders

[Grouchie]

Mothers Questions & Answers by 2nd graders



Mothers Day is coming up on Sunday


Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:



Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger
Parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of ?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice
In the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use
String, I think.

Why did God give you Your mother & not some other mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.


What kind of little girl was your mom?
1. My Mom has always been my Mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty
Bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.

What did Mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get
Drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES
To chores?

Why d id your Mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a
Lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a
Goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the
Bed.
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.


What's the difference between Moms & dads?
1 . Moms work at work and work at home & dads just go to work at work.

2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but Moms have all the real power 'cause
that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.

What does your Mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your Mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of
Plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.

If you could d change one thing about your Mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get
Rid of that.
2. I'd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who
Did it and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back
Of her head.

[squirt]

[sexysadie]

If you could d change one thing about your Mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get
Rid of that.


My daughter could have written this..lmao

[Grouchie]

thankyou ..glad you two liked it
I thought it was so cute

[Wolfpack]

I love it, and I'm a guy!!! I'll have to share this with the wife!! Great post!!!

[Grouchie]

Originally Posted by Wolfpack

I love it, and I'm a guy!!! I'll have to share this with the wife!! Great post!!!

thank you

[squirt]

A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"

Annie replied, "Because people are sleeping."

[Wolfpack]

WHAT IS A GRANDPARENT?


YOU'VE GOT TO READ THIS...IT IS PRICELESS!!!

(taken from papers written by a class of 8-year-olds)


Grandparents are a lady and a man who have no little children of her own. They like other people's.

A grandfather is a man grandmother.

Grandparents don't have to do anything except be there when we come to see them. They are so old they shouldn't play hard or run. It is good if they drive us to the store and have lots of quarters for us.

When they take us for walks, they slow down past things like pretty leaves and caterpillars.

They show us and talk to us about the color of the flowers and also why we shouldn't step on "cracks."

They don't say, "Hurry up."

Usually grandmothers are fat, but not too fat to tie your shoes.

They wear glasses and funny underwear.

They can take their teeth and gums out.

Grandparents don't have to be smart.

They have to answer questions like, "why isn't God married?" and "How come dogs chase cats?"

When they read to us, they don't skip. They don't mind if we ask for the same story over again.

Everybody should try to have a grandmother, especially if you don't have television, because they are the only grown ups who like to spend time with us.

They know we should have snack-time before bedtime and they say prayers with us every time, and kiss us even when we've acted bad.


A 6 YEAR OLD WAS ASKED WHERE HIS GRANDMA LIVED ''OH,'' HE SAID, ''SHE LIVES AT THE AIRPORT, AND WHEN WE WANT HER WE JUST GO GET HER. THEN WHEN WE'RE DONE HAVING HER VISIT, WE TAKE HER BACK TO THE AIRPORT.''

[squirt]

I love bein' a young and sexy grandma ... lol

[Wolfpack]

"oh, I Sure Am Happy To See You," The Little Boy Said To His Grandmother On His Mother's Side. "now Maybe Daddy Will Do The Trick He Has Been Promising Us"
The Grandmother Was Curious. "what Trick Is That?" She Asked.
"i Heard Him Tell Mommy That He Would Climb The Walls If You Came To Visit," The Little Boy Answered.