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    Some Sexy Facts




    Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons
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    Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
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    Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000
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    Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons
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    Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons
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    Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
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    Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour
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    Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
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    Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150
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    Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches
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    Average length when erect: 5.1
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    Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch
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    Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches
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    Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)
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    Height from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop: 10 feet
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    Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall
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    Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start excercising, lose weight.
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    Foods that improve sex life: oysters, lean meat, seafood, whole grains, and wheat germ
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    Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%
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    Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%
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    Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%
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    Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2weeks
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    Average # of erections per day for a man: 11
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    Average # of erections during the night: 9
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    Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches
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    The human equalivent: 26 miles (a marathon distance)
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    Time it takes the sperm: 2.5 seconds
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    Time it takes an average person to complete a marathon: 4 hours
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    Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)
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    Shelf life of a hostess twinkie: 7 years
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    Cost of a year's supply of condoms: $100
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    Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm
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    Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm
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    Thickness of plastic wrap: .0127 mm
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    # of times condoms are thicker that plastic wrap: almost 6
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    In general, the taste of a man's semen varies with his diet.
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    Some say that the alkaline-based foods (fish and some meats) produce a buttery or fishy taste.
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    Dairy products can create a foul taste.
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    The taste of semen after eating asparagus is said to be the foulest.
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    ACIDIC FRUITS AND ALCOHOL (EXCEPT PROCESSED LIQUORS) GIVE IT A PLEASANT AND SUGARY TASTE.
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    Examples: oranges, mangos, kiwi, lemons, grapefruit, limes, Labatt Blue, Honey Brown
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    Drinking a Corona with lime is double the fun.
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    Odors that increase blood flow to the penis:lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie. (Happy Thanksgiving!)
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    Yes, the penis does shrink in the shower.
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    It is common for men to wake up with "morning wood," a name for an a.m. erection.
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    Blue balls, or the term a man uses when he says his balls will explode if he doesn't have sex, is totally false.

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    lol

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    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ... chocolate! lol










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    Blue balls, or the term a man uses when he says his balls will explode if he doesn't have sex, is totally false.

    Who said that is not true????? I kinda like that statement LOL When all else fails you can always use that one!! lol


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