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You might meet new people today, especially in groups. In fact, any group dynamic (a committee meeting, a class, or a convention) could be the source of some excitement and a few surprises. Nevertheless, refrain from important decisions because confusion about fundraising and shared property is likely. (Possibly even deceit.) "No!" "Yes!"
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Daily Horoscope: Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Moon Alert: We have the "all clear" today to shop (whether you spend $10 or 10 million) and make important decisions. The Moon is in Gemini. Aries (March 21-April 19) Your mind is very bright and clear today! This is a good day to tackle any kind of mental work. By extension, your communications with others are convincing. (You really sound like you know what you're talking about.) This is a very handy perk, so milk it for all it's worth! Taurus (April 20-May 20) This is a good day for business and commerce. You have lots of energy to stay on top of your cash flow scene. You will also bring the same energy to your job, and your efforts to earn money. Purchases for renovations, or anything to do with your home, or real estate speculation are likely. Gemini (May 21-June 20) The Moon is in your sign today making a lovely aspect to fiery Mars. This puts you in the driver seat! You have lots of energy to work, either alone or with others. Your emotions are aroused. You feel courageous, forthright, and independent. "Outta my way, buddy boy." Cancer (June 21-July 22) You'll be quite successful working alone, or working behind the scenes today. Any kind of research that you pursue will definitely yield results because you're relentless today. You're like a dog with a bone. You won't let go. Grrrr. Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Interactions with groups, casual acquaintances, and friends are positive, upbeat, and energetic today. It's an excellent day for physical activities with others. You might feel competitive with someone. (You're particularly keen to show others what you can do, and how you can do it better.) "Watch me!" Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) You're so energetic today that (perhaps briefly) you'll catch the attention of others, especially bosses, parents, and VIPs. This could be because you demand your fair share of something, or you want others to follow your lead. You'll certainly defend your best interests! (Nothing wrong with that.) Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Try to do something different today. Go some place you've never been before. You want a change of scenery, and you also want to learn something new. You're tired of the same old same old. Because beauty inspires you today, visit parks, boutiques, museums, galleries, and really cool pubs. Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Your ambition is aroused today. You'll be successful at fundraising or dealing with how to share something. You'll certainly defend your rights if an inheritance or situation with shared property is disputed. You'll even defend the rights of others. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Conversations with partners and close friends are lively! If you end up in a debate - you'll probably win. (Although, someone else might start it.) Relations with females might be competitive, certainly energetic. Publishing, travel, and higher education could be a focus. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) It's easy to work today. You have the energy and motivation to get a lot done. If you team up with female coworkers, you'll be very productive. Someone might help you get the materials, supplies, and resources that you need for your job. You feel very healthy today as well! ("Me strrroong like bull!") Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) This is a playful, flirtatious day. You're in a prankish mood. You would definitely rather with play than work. Fun activities with children will delight. Romantic rendezvous will definitely appeal! Let's face it -- you're feeling frisky. Woo, woo. Pisces (Feb. 19-Mar. 20) You can make improvements at home today because you have the motivation and the energy to do this. You'll convince others to go along with your plans about family situations or where you live. Good day to close a real estate deal. If Your Birthday Is Today Journalist Walter Cronkite (1916-2009) shares your birthday today. You have an easy-going, amiable exterior that appears conservative; yet, you're often controversial. You have a wonderful sense of humor. You have your finger on the pulse of the public; and you know how to put others at ease. People find you charming. In the next year, something you've been involved with for about nine years will diminish or end to make room for something new. |
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Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
This is a playful, flirtatious day. You're in a prankish mood. You would definitely rather with play than work. Fun activities with children will delight. Romantic rendezvous will definitely appeal! Let's face it -- you're feeling frisky. Woo, woo. Mmmmm finally a good one!! ![]() ![]() |
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Aries (March 21-April 19)
Your mind is very bright and clear today! This is a good day to tackle any kind of mental work. By extension, your communications with others are convincing. (You really sound like you know what you're talking about.) This is a very handy perk, so milk it for all it's worth! FYI ...I always sound like I know what I`m talking about
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Daily Horoscope: Thursday, November 5, 2009
Moon Alert: We have the "all clear" today to shop (whether you spend $10 or 10 million) and make important decisions until 11 p.m. EST. after that the Moon moves from Gemini into Cancer. Aries (March 21-April 19) Be careful. Go slowly. Double-check everything today. This is an accident- prone day. You're inclined to be impulsive, and shoot from the hip. (Moi? Yes, you.) Allow extra time for everything so you're not forced to be hasty, or do anything rash. Taurus (April 20-May 20) This is a tricky money day. You might find money; you might lose money. You might break something you own, or find something you lost. You might dream up new ways of earning money, especially related to self-employment, or making a little extra on the side. Check your bank account. Gemini (May 21-June 20) You crave excitement today. You want a little action. ("Slip the juice to me, Bruce.") This part is just fine. However, your desire for something different could get you in trouble. You might be a little reckless, or do or say something that you later regret. Not cool. Cancer (June 21-July 22) You feel playful and flirtatious! You want to have a good time. Yet, you're also prepared to work hard. In other words, you're not a slouch if it comes to work or fun. However, a restless feeling could make you impatient, which, in turn, might create errors or a faux-pas. (Oops.) Steady as she goes. Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) A dispute with a friend or a member of a group could be unsettling today. If this occurs, it will likely be with a female. Similarly, something could cause you to reassess your roles or dreams for the future. You need to tweak something to make it all doable. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Something untoward or unexpected might call attention to you today. If this happens, some aspect of your private or personal life will suddenly be on display, for all the world to see -- especially bosses, parents, and VIPs. (Omigawd!) This could be minor or it could really make you cringe. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Travel plans might be interrupted or changed today. Ditto for higher education. Classes can be canceled or delayed. Similar interruptions to publishing, the media, medicine, and the law are also likely. This is an unpredictable day, in an unpredictable world. ("Even dinner is unpredictable!) Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) This is tricky day, if you're dealing with shared property, the wealth or resources of others, inheritances, insurance matters, taxes, and debt. Expect a few surprises here. Make friends with your bank account. Stay on top of this red tape stuff because it could come back to bite you. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Sudden, little arguments with others will be emotional, and a tad nasty today. That's because you and partners or close friends are suddenly having knee-jerk reactions to each other. "No, we aren't." "Yes, you are." "It's not going to happen." "I bet it will." "Ha!" "Count on it." Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Electronic and high-tech glitches at work are very likely today. Back up your computer. Expect canceled appointments, power outages, and staff shortages. People might be short with each other. Don't be rigid. Allow wiggle room for everything. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Parents should be extra vigilant about their children today. Ditto for teachers. This is an accident-prone day for children in your care. You might also encounter emotional meltdowns with children -- as well as with romantic partners! Oy vey. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Something will upset your typical domestic routine. (Do people really have typical domestic routines?) Unexpected company might drop by. Small appliances might break down. Minor breakages could occur. Maybe you'll just burn the toast. Patience! If Your Birthday Is Today Singer/songwriter Bryan Adams (1959) shares your birthday today. You are a truth seeker. You are forthright, honest, and definitely realistic. You can become very involved with a cause because you keep abreast of current affairs, and frequently are impassioned by something dear to your heart. Sometimes you are secretive for your own benefit or the benefit of others. Your year ahead is one of fresh beginnings. Open any door! |
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Aries (March 21-April 19)
Be careful. Go slowly. Double-check everything today. This is an accident- prone day. You're inclined to be impulsive, and shoot from the hip. (Moi? Yes, you.) Allow extra time for everything so you're not forced to be hasty, or do anything rash. lmbo...is this me or what?!? ![]()
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Cancer (June 21-July 22)
You feel playful and flirtatious! You want to have a good time. Yet, you're also prepared to work hard. In other words, you're not a slouch if it comes to work or fun. However, a restless feeling could make you impatient, which, in turn, might create errors or a faux-pas. (Oops.) Steady as she goes. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wanna work at having fun? (and, yes ma'am)
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Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
Travel plans might be interrupted or changed today. Ditto for higher education. Classes can be canceled or delayed. Similar interruptions to publishing, the media, medicine, and the law are also likely. This is an unpredictable day, in an unpredictable world. ("Even dinner is unpredictable!) O my word dear sexy one ~ if it's going to be that unpredictable ~ probably best I cum over to yours for dinner this evening ~ just to be on the safe side...LOL
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Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
Parents should be extra vigilant about their children today. Ditto for teachers. This is an accident-prone day for children in your care. You might also encounter emotional meltdowns with children -- as well as with romantic partners! Oy vey. Ok going back to bed!! ![]() ![]() |
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