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Old 07-05-2009, 12:30 PM   #11 (permalink)
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The next month is a wonderful time for partnerships, friendships, love affairs and even time with your enemies! That's because you feel unusually affectionate toward others. Conflicts with others will be greatly softened. (Good time to form new partnerships.)


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You're a natural leader; and today you're tempted to convince a group or a friend about the wisdom of your ways. Don't bother. You'll just incite opposition to you. Alternatively, you might attract somebody who is determined to convince you about something. Just smile and move on. Who needs this?

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
It's an interesting mix for the rest of the month. In one way, you're seeking solitude and privacy to work. Then in the next moment, you act like you're out on bail and ready to paint the town red. It's work hard; party hard!
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The next month is a wonderful time for partnerships, friendships, love affairs and even time with your enemies! That's because you feel unusually affectionate toward others. Conflicts with others will be greatly softened. (Good time to form new partnerships.)


anyone feeling the love yet???
I think I'm feeling it Joe
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Daily Horoscope: Monday, July 6, 2009

Moon Alert:
We have the "all clear" today to shop (whether you spend $10 or 10 million) and make important decisions. The Moon is in Capricorn.

Aries (March 21-April 19)
You might feel tension building up today because you feel torn between the demands of home and family versus the demands of your career or your outer world. You can't be in both places at once. The Full Moon can make you focus challenged!

Taurus (April 20-May 20)
"It was Monday. It was Monday all day." Let's face it - you've had easier beginnings to your week. Today many have the jitters because of tomorrow's Full Moon. In fact, disconcerting distractions, this could prove to be an accident-prone day for you. Be cool.

Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Some confusion related to travel, education, dealing with other countries, or the publishing and the media could trip you up financially. Tomorrow's Full Moon will likely create financial tension for you. Maybe you have to rob Peter to pay Paul?

Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Tomorrow the only Full Moon all year that's directly opposite your sign occurs. Naturally, you can feel the build up today. (Frequently, it's the day before the Full Moon that is the hairiest.) Be extra patient with partners and close friends.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
Your dealings with authority figures -- bosses, parents, teachers, VIPs and the police -- are confused today. Your judgment is a bit off; perhaps because you don't have all the facts. Whatever the case, be aware of this as you deal with tension at work. Something is blocking you.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Romance is rocky today. Activities that are sports related, or related to the arts as well as activities with children are all areas under stress. This is because of the build up of tension today before tomorrow's Full Moon. Educational matters are particularly fuzzy!

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
A tug-of-war between home and family versus your career could be building up today. You just can't keep everybody happy. And of course, this is exactly what you're always trying to do. Lighten up! If you please yourself, you'll probably please about 75% of everybody else. That's all you can do.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
Avoid political, religious and racial arguments today. You might meet people who are looking for a fight or trying to make a point. (Considering they're dealing with a Scorpio, they should think twice!) Confusion with partners and domestic situations muddies the waters today. But you can handle it.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
The tension that is building up today before tomorrow's Full Moon will probably manifest as a minor financial crisis. It could concern debt, mortgages, inheritances, cash flow, taxes, or how you want to divide something that is shared or jointly owned. By Wednesday, you'll know.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
You will definitely feel some angst building up within you today because tomorrow's Full Moon is in your sign. (Yikes!) It's as simple as that. Classically, when the Full Moon is in your sign, you have increased tension with partners and close friends. Romantic partners or activities with children could trigger something.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
Be extra patient with people at work today. Some tension could be building up here. You might even feel challenged working with animals or small pets. (Strange but true.) Avoid going overboard about something at home because this is what you're tempted to do.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
Romance is definitely going hot and cold today. Some challenges with children, sports, the entertainment world and the hospitality industry are on your plate. In an effort to placate others, don't promise somebody the Moon. It's not yours to give.

If Your Birthday Is Today
The wife of President Ronald Reagan, Nancy Regan (1921) shares your birthday today. You are fully involved with whatever you're doing. You embrace your activities with total dedication. Because of your sincerity and your hard work, you easily earn the respect of others. People find you attractive. Your challenge is to learn how to funnel your desires in the most positive way. Your year ahead might well be one of the most powerful years of your life. Dream big!
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Tomorrow the only Full Moon all year that's directly opposite your sign occurs. Naturally, you can feel the build up today. (Frequently, it's the day before the Full Moon that is the hairiest.) Be extra patient with partners and close friends.
and here I thought it was the 5 cups of coffee making feel this way!!!!
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Daily Horoscope: Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Moon Alert:
We have the "all clear" today to shop (whether you spend $10 or 10 million) and make important decisions. The Full Moon occurs in Capricorn today at 5:21 a.m. EDT.

Aries (March 21-April 19)
Something financially unexpected will occur today. You might make a spontaneous purchase. Or you might suddenly discover a new source of income. You could get a raise, or you might lose money or break something. It's totally unpredictable. Keep your eyes open!

Taurus (April 20-May 20)
This is a challenging day because you're inclined to feel impatient with others. You might not even know why. But if you're impatient with others, they're going to snap back and everything is going to unravel. This is no fun! Forewarned is forearmed. (But your routine will be disrupted.)

Gemini (May 21-June 20)
You feel unsettled because things are topsy-turvy. A restless feeling makes you seek out others who are exciting and entertaining. (You want to be stimulated!) You're also willing to do things you might not normally do, but today -- you'll take the risk. Hmmm.

Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Other people will surprise you today. But what you might not be aware of is you will probably surprise others as well! Spontaneous get-togethers with groups (or organizations) provide excitement for you today. This might be a good distraction if things are tense with a friend or a partner. Ya think?

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
Your ambition to achieve something might surprise someone today. In particular, bosses, parents, teachers and VIPs might see you in a new light, or be impressed with your style. Alternatively, you might be surprised by an authority figure. (Gulp) It's all a bit of a crapshoot today. Just hang in there.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Sudden offers to travel somewhere, or surprising news from afar, or unexpected opportunities with publishing and higher education might fall in your lap today. Similarly, something with medicine and the law could take you aback. The media will have unusual news.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
The Full Moon today might be a bit much, especially between family members and authority figures in your life. Just muddle through as best you can. Unexpected news about debt, mortgages, inheritances and shared property could be pleasing -- or maybe not.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
You want today to be stimulating and exciting. Hopefully, partners and close friends will surprise you in some way. Certainly, either you or someone else feels feisty, rebellious and independent! Some of you might seek company elsewhere for a little thrill. (Caution: Don't blow something solid for a mere bonbon.)

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
Opportunities at work or exciting, high tech changes might make today quite interesting. You're feeling a financial squeeze about something, or perhaps debating issues about shared property or debt. Some of you might also have a surprise that is health-related. (Do you know where your dog or cat is?)

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
The energy of today's Full Moon has you spinning. Unexpected news about children, sports or the arts might catch off guard. Surprise flirtations could be thrilling (and flattering). Nevertheless, parents must keep an eye on children today. Accidents are possible.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
Computers, home entertainment systems or something high tech and modern might be introduced to your home today. Perhaps a family member will surprise you? Something exciting is going on in your private world. Don't be bossy with anyone at home because that won't work!

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
Because today is full of the unpredictable -- many of which are exciting -- it is an accident-prone day. Today's Full Moon magnifies a lot of emotional tension for some people. And you are excited about new contacts, fresh situations and bright ideas!

If Your Birthday Is Today
Author Robert Heinlein (1907-88) shares your birthday today. You have a wonderful imagination. However, you seek more to reveal the truth you see around you rather than to create something new. For you, the magic already exists -- it just needs to be discovered. Many of you are popular because you know how to establish a common ground with others. Seek out solitude this year to study or learn something valuable.
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Gosh Miss Sadie ~ poor old Libra ~ that just about covers everything ~ think I'll just stay indoors!!
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Gosh Miss Sadie ~ poor old Libra ~ that just about covers everything ~ think I'll just stay indoors!!
Well at least yours says `could be`pleasing..lol..look at mine, I just know I`m gonna break something..


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Something financially unexpected will occur today. You might make a spontaneous purchase. Or you might suddenly discover a new source of income. You could get a raise, or you might lose money or break something. It's totally unpredictable. Keep your eyes open!
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O'Cricky Miss S .... maybe we should stay indoors to together and look after each other!!
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