What's YOUR sign? - Page 5

sexysadie · 07-08-2009, 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by MrsCountry

Aries (March 21-April 19)
Power struggles with others are likely today. But can't you do something to avoid this? They only make everybody miserable, including you. You don't have to win the argument or convince others to agree with you. Just let it be. When the going gets tough, the tough go for coffee. (Or whatever.)

Your charm factor will increase during the next five weeks. All your everyday dealings will be more agreeable; and your social life will pick up as well. In the month ahead, you'll discover just how much love there is in your everyday world. (Aw, gee.)

You might feel tension building up today because you feel torn between the demands of home and family versus the demands of your career or your outer world. You can't be in both places at once. The Full Moon can make you focus challenged!

Something financially unexpected will occur today. You might make a spontaneous purchase. Or you might suddenly discover a new source of income. You could get a raise, or you might lose money or break something. It's totally unpredictable. Keep your eyes open!

You`re so sweet Mrs.C, I just knew you had to be an aries

sexysadie · 07-08-2009, 06:55 AM

Daily Horoscope: Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Moon Alert:
Avoid shopping or making important decisions from 5:30 a.m. until 11:15 a.m. EDT today. After that the Moon moves from Capricorn into Aquarius.

Aries (March 21-April 19)
This is a critical time for you because you're preparing for a debut in the next year or so. You've been working hard in the last two years in order to prove yourself in some way. You know your effectiveness is being tested. Soon everyone will know the results. (Kinda exciting.)

Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Some of you are in a love affair with an older person. Or perhaps with someone who acts like a parent to you? Possibly, the reverse is happening and you're playing this role for someone else? Whatever happens, you're learning how to express yourself.

Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Increased family responsibilities have fallen on some of you in the last year or so. This might have forced you to reorganize your domestic life. In some ways, your home has been more of a burden; but in other ways, you're finally defining your home.

Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Changes to your daily ritual -- changes you never thought would happen -- are taking place. This has come about because of residential moves, job changes or things that provoked your daily habits to change. Nevertheless, you're going with the flow!

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
For some time now, you've been wrestling with the big question -- what really matters? You have a strong need to establish control in your life through your possessions. You're working hard to keep everything the way you want it to be.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
The last few years have been the beginning of the whole new world. However, it has made you more withdrawn. That's because you know you're basically restructuring your world as you enter this new 28 year cycle. It's a time of looking inward.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
Because it's your nature to bring things together, it's not easy to say goodbye to people, places and possessions. But circumstances will compel you to do just this, now -- and also in the last year or so. Do not think of this as a time of loss. It's a time of transition.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
Life is a constant juggle of power with others. We give up certain powers and freedoms to enjoy certain benefits. We give up certain benefits because we refuse to give up some powers. This back-and-forth pendulum is what you're dealing with lately. Quite a learning curve!

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
This is definitely a time of harvest for your sign. Harvest can be wonderful when the crops are full and the profits are good. But sometimes, a time of harvest is the result of poor decisions in the past. This is always a bummer. Nevertheless -- you're moving on!

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
You've been attracted to subjects of higher learning like religion, philosophy, metaphysics and the law. Your desire to learn more about other cultures and about your own world at a deeper level has prompted you to explore new turf. This has been satisfying! And it continues to be so.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
There's no question the resources of others have diminished with respect to their input into your life and your pocket! Partners have lost or changed jobs. Sources of income and support for you have diminished. But this is forcing you to come to terms with the values of others.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
What you're going through now is a culmination of something that you started about 14 years ago. Now you see how the chips are falling. It's certainly a testing time with partners! But one thing is certain -- your confidence is increasing daily.

If Your Birthday Is Today
Actress Anjelica Huston (1951) shares your birthday today. You have a protective and nurturing instinct for those you love. In fact, others are comforted by your strength. You are hard-working, practical and above all realistic. People trust you. You have a wry sense of humor and much courage. You have much to look forward to this year because it could be one of the most powerful, opportunistic years of your life. Dream big!

Iceman · 07-08-2009, 06:55 AM

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Originally Posted by sexysadie

You? Flirt? Never!..lol..

I sure try not to..lol

sexysadie · 07-08-2009, 06:56 AM

Aries (March 21-April 19)
This is a critical time for you because you're preparing for a debut in the next year or so. You've been working hard in the last two years in order to prove yourself in some way. You know your effectiveness is being tested. Soon everyone will know the results. (Kinda exciting.)

sexysadie · 07-08-2009, 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Iceman

I sure try not to..lol

II guess it just comes naturally little Iceman

sexysadie · 07-08-2009, 06:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Iceman

Why did you put one on here for May?

It was a mistake, sorry, I fixed it

hortysir · 07-08-2009, 10:35 AM

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Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Changes to your daily ritual -- changes you never thought would happen -- are taking place. This has come about because of residential moves, job changes or things that provoked your daily habits to change. Nevertheless, you're going with the flow!

LMAO!!!
Should've left the one from May up! Because this fits exactly to the first week of May for me!!

sexysadie · 07-08-2009, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by hortysir

LMAO!!!
Should've left the one from May up! Because this fits exactly to the first week of May for me!!

Goosebumps!

sexysadie · 07-09-2009, 09:45 AM

Daily Horoscope: Thursday, July 9, 2009

Moon Alert:
We have the "all clear" today to shop (whether you spend $10 or 10 million) and make important decisions. The Moon is in Aquarius.

Aries (March 21-April 19)
This is a marvelous day for family discussions, , especially discussions about family businesses. You see practical solutions to the problems at hand. You can also see how to make things work now and in the future. Quite likely, others will admire your practical know-how.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Discussions with others will definitely be productive today. You won't overlook things. You'll find it easy to stay on topic and focus on details. Your interest is not frivolous; quite the contrary, your concerns are practical because you want results. Listen to the advice of others as well.

Gemini (May 21-June 20)
You've got good money sense today. You might see ways to make money in the future; and you'll definitely see ways to cut costs. (You're in a frugal frame of mind.) If shopping, you won't be buying ostrich boas, or Mont blanc pens. Today you want to buy practical things that will last a long time. (No, not a marble paperweight.)

Cancer (June 21-July 22)
You can get an amazing amount done today! You're in an extremely resourceful frame of mind. Discussions with others will produce results; furthermore, they will generate long-range plans that are practical and doable. Someone older might have good advice for you.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
Any kind of research that you do today will yield excellent results. You're concerned with practical, concrete decisions. You have great powers of concentration. You won't overlook anything, and you'll carefully consider every angle possible.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Listen to the advice of those who are older or more experienced than you today. After all, you don't have to reinvent the wheel. Why not stand on the shoulders of those who gone before you? Possibly, you're the one giving advice to others. If so, let's hope they listen.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
Because you're in a serious frame of mind today, discussions with elders or your superiors (yes, sometimes they're inferior) will go well. People are impressed with your sensible, practical viewpoint. (Even you're impressed.) You might see practical applications for what you want to do in the future.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
You'll find it easy to apply yourself to any form of study or learning today. You have great powers of concentration; and you can easily focus your mind on one topic. Discussions of politics, religion or racial issues or matters related to publishing, the media, medicine and the law will be worthwhile.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
This is an excellent day to sit down with others to discuss the ins and outs of shared property. You won't overlook any details. You'll be able to see both sides of the question. And most important, you have a healthy self-interest today.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
Now is the time for practical discussions with partners and close friends. You might settle plans about travel or other future endeavours. You're concerned with tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow -- not just today. This keeps you both sensible.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
You can accomplish so much at work today. If you're not working at a job, you can accomplish a lot at any task you choose to do. You're very results-oriented right now. It's easy to put pleasure aside in favour of duty and responsibilities because you just want to finish something!

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
Tackle practical matters about children, sports, vacations, the arts or anything to do with the hospitality industry and show business. Don't waste time on frivolity or indulging yourself in any way. Use today's energy to get stuff done!

If Your Birthday Is Today
Actress Kellie McGillis (1957) shares your birthday today. You have a curious, inventive mind. You adore learning new subjects and discovering new areas of fascination. You are independent and yet very loyal to family and loved ones. Mysteries and hidden knowledge intrigue you. Personally, you are very frank and open with others. This year something you've been involved with for about nine years will diminish or end.

Romford Lad · 07-09-2009, 09:47 AM

Oh Miss Sadie....Libra... I think that fits me OK today!!

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sexysadie Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In my little corner of the world! Posts: 52,486 Rep Power: 4250	Daily Horoscope: Wednesday, July 8, 2009 Moon Alert: Avoid shopping or making important decisions from 5:30 a.m. until 11:15 a.m. EDT today. After that the Moon moves from Capricorn into Aquarius. Aries (March 21-April 19) This is a critical time for you because you're preparing for a debut in the next year or so. You've been working hard in the last two years in order to prove yourself in some way. You know your effectiveness is being tested. Soon everyone will know the results. (Kinda exciting.) Taurus (April 20-May 20) Some of you are in a love affair with an older person. Or perhaps with someone who acts like a parent to you? Possibly, the reverse is happening and you're playing this role for someone else? Whatever happens, you're learning how to express yourself. Gemini (May 21-June 20) Increased family responsibilities have fallen on some of you in the last year or so. This might have forced you to reorganize your domestic life. In some ways, your home has been more of a burden; but in other ways, you're finally defining your home. Cancer (June 21-July 22) Changes to your daily ritual -- changes you never thought would happen -- are taking place. This has come about because of residential moves, job changes or things that provoked your daily habits to change. Nevertheless, you're going with the flow! Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) For some time now, you've been wrestling with the big question -- what really matters? You have a strong need to establish control in your life through your possessions. You're working hard to keep everything the way you want it to be. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) The last few years have been the beginning of the whole new world. However, it has made you more withdrawn. That's because you know you're basically restructuring your world as you enter this new 28 year cycle. It's a time of looking inward. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Because it's your nature to bring things together, it's not easy to say goodbye to people, places and possessions. But circumstances will compel you to do just this, now -- and also in the last year or so. Do not think of this as a time of loss. It's a time of transition. Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Life is a constant juggle of power with others. We give up certain powers and freedoms to enjoy certain benefits. We give up certain benefits because we refuse to give up some powers. This back-and-forth pendulum is what you're dealing with lately. Quite a learning curve! Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) This is definitely a time of harvest for your sign. Harvest can be wonderful when the crops are full and the profits are good. But sometimes, a time of harvest is the result of poor decisions in the past. This is always a bummer. Nevertheless -- you're moving on! Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) You've been attracted to subjects of higher learning like religion, philosophy, metaphysics and the law. Your desire to learn more about other cultures and about your own world at a deeper level has prompted you to explore new turf. This has been satisfying! And it continues to be so. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) There's no question the resources of others have diminished with respect to their input into your life and your pocket! Partners have lost or changed jobs. Sources of income and support for you have diminished. But this is forcing you to come to terms with the values of others. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) What you're going through now is a culmination of something that you started about 14 years ago. Now you see how the chips are falling. It's certainly a testing time with partners! But one thing is certain -- your confidence is increasing daily. If Your Birthday Is Today Actress Anjelica Huston (1951) shares your birthday today. You have a protective and nurturing instinct for those you love. In fact, others are comforted by your strength. You are hard-working, practical and above all realistic. People trust you. You have a wry sense of humor and much courage. You have much to look forward to this year because it could be one of the most powerful, opportunistic years of your life. Dream big!

07-08-2009, 06:56 AM	#44 (permalink)
sexysadie Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In my little corner of the world! Posts: 52,486 Rep Power: 4250	Aries (March 21-April 19) This is a critical time for you because you're preparing for a debut in the next year or so. You've been working hard in the last two years in order to prove yourself in some way. You know your effectiveness is being tested. Soon everyone will know the results. (Kinda exciting.)

07-09-2009, 09:45 AM	#49 (permalink)
sexysadie Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In my little corner of the world! Posts: 52,486 Rep Power: 4250	Daily Horoscope: Thursday, July 9, 2009 Moon Alert: We have the "all clear" today to shop (whether you spend $10 or 10 million) and make important decisions. The Moon is in Aquarius. Aries (March 21-April 19) This is a marvelous day for family discussions, , especially discussions about family businesses. You see practical solutions to the problems at hand. You can also see how to make things work now and in the future. Quite likely, others will admire your practical know-how. Taurus (April 20-May 20) Discussions with others will definitely be productive today. You won't overlook things. You'll find it easy to stay on topic and focus on details. Your interest is not frivolous; quite the contrary, your concerns are practical because you want results. Listen to the advice of others as well. Gemini (May 21-June 20) You've got good money sense today. You might see ways to make money in the future; and you'll definitely see ways to cut costs. (You're in a frugal frame of mind.) If shopping, you won't be buying ostrich boas, or Mont blanc pens. Today you want to buy practical things that will last a long time. (No, not a marble paperweight.) Cancer (June 21-July 22) You can get an amazing amount done today! You're in an extremely resourceful frame of mind. Discussions with others will produce results; furthermore, they will generate long-range plans that are practical and doable. Someone older might have good advice for you. Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Any kind of research that you do today will yield excellent results. You're concerned with practical, concrete decisions. You have great powers of concentration. You won't overlook anything, and you'll carefully consider every angle possible. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Listen to the advice of those who are older or more experienced than you today. After all, you don't have to reinvent the wheel. Why not stand on the shoulders of those who gone before you? Possibly, you're the one giving advice to others. If so, let's hope they listen. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Because you're in a serious frame of mind today, discussions with elders or your superiors (yes, sometimes they're inferior) will go well. People are impressed with your sensible, practical viewpoint. (Even you're impressed.) You might see practical applications for what you want to do in the future. Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) You'll find it easy to apply yourself to any form of study or learning today. You have great powers of concentration; and you can easily focus your mind on one topic. Discussions of politics, religion or racial issues or matters related to publishing, the media, medicine and the law will be worthwhile. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) This is an excellent day to sit down with others to discuss the ins and outs of shared property. You won't overlook any details. You'll be able to see both sides of the question. And most important, you have a healthy self-interest today. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Now is the time for practical discussions with partners and close friends. You might settle plans about travel or other future endeavours. You're concerned with tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow -- not just today. This keeps you both sensible. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) You can accomplish so much at work today. If you're not working at a job, you can accomplish a lot at any task you choose to do. You're very results-oriented right now. It's easy to put pleasure aside in favour of duty and responsibilities because you just want to finish something! Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Tackle practical matters about children, sports, vacations, the arts or anything to do with the hospitality industry and show business. Don't waste time on frivolity or indulging yourself in any way. Use today's energy to get stuff done! If Your Birthday Is Today Actress Kellie McGillis (1957) shares your birthday today. You have a curious, inventive mind. You adore learning new subjects and discovering new areas of fascination. You are independent and yet very loyal to family and loved ones. Mysteries and hidden knowledge intrigue you. Personally, you are very frank and open with others. This year something you've been involved with for about nine years will diminish or end.

07-09-2009, 09:47 AM	#50 (permalink)
Romford Lad Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Romford, Essex, England Posts: 5,722 Rep Power: 2696	Oh Miss Sadie....Libra... I think that fits me OK today!!