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Old 07-04-2009, 11:44 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Daily Horoscope: Saturday, July 4, 2009
Moon Alert:
We have the "all clear" today to shop (whether you spend $10 or 10 million) and make important decisions. The Moon is in Sagittarius.

Aries (March 21-April 19)
Power struggles with others are likely today. But can't you do something to avoid this? They only make everybody miserable, including you. You don't have to win the argument or convince others to agree with you. Just let it be. When the going gets tough, the tough go for coffee. (Or whatever.)

Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Squabbles about financial matters are likely. They might occur over your possessions or how you share something or use it. Don't make a big deal about things. Because Mars is in your sign now, you're coming on a bit heavy. Moi? Yes, you.

Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Ego battles with partners and close friends might make your day miserable today. Do you need this? No! Instead of airing your grievances, try to calmly get to the bottom of things. Avoid naked power plays. Look for solutions.

Cancer (June 21-July 22)
In the back of your mind, you're obsessed with an idea today. You might have a song playing over and over again like "I Shot The Sheriff." Don't try to overpower others in conversations. Is it really important who wins or who is right? Isn't it more important to get along?

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
You're a natural leader; and today you're tempted to convince a group or a friend about the wisdom of your ways. Don't bother. You'll just incite opposition to you. Alternatively, you might attract somebody who is determined to convince you about something. Just smile and move on. Who needs this?

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Avoid intense discussions with parents, teachers, bosses and VIPs today. This includes the police. Don't try to convince people of something. Instead use this penetrating, probing energy that you have to get to the bottom of something. Perhaps you can discover the truth of something?

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
This is a marvelous day for study and learning anything, especially that which requires endurance, focus and concentration because this is what you've got today! Avoid arguments about politics, religion and racial issues. Run away! Run away!

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
Your research abilities are hot today. Your focus is very intense and penetrating. Why not use it to explore details about inheritances, taxes, mortgages, debt and shared property? (You're all over this like a wet T-shirt.)

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
Others might be tiresome today because they won't let up about something -- they're like a dog with a bone. Oscar Wilde said it was absurd to divide people into good or bad; they were charming or tedious. Today you probably agree with this wholeheartedly!

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
Because you're such a perfectionist, you often have very high standards for others, especially when working with them. Keep this in mind before you enter into any kind of power struggle or criticism of others today. You just won't let something go. You can't let up. Or can you?

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
Parents and teachers should avoid power struggles with children and young people today. Remember it's not what you say, it's what you do. Young people learn by example. You're a role model. Therefore, act in such a way as you would hope they will act in the future. Right?

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
This is a good day to get to the bottom of something. You might discover secrets or hidden stuff about family members or even yourself. It's also a good day to do repairs to plumbing or clean up garbage and get rid of stuff. However, avoid arguments with family members. Definitely!

If Your Birthday Is Today
US Presidential daughter Malia Obama (1998) shares your birthday today. You have a generous nature; and you're most proud when you have an opportunity to express this. Because you're a giver, you want to make a difference in a positive way in the world around you. You enjoy the company of others: you understand people. You're a loyal friend. Many of you are natural leaders. Your year ahead is wonderfully social and will promote new friendships.
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Old 07-04-2009, 11:56 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Good post Miss Sadie .... I'm Libra.... so am trying to learn something each day ~ but just in case, I've got my 'running shoes' ready!!

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Good for you darlin', it's always good to be ready..lol

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Power struggles with others are likely today. But can't you do something to avoid this? They only make everybody miserable, including you. You don't have to win the argument or convince others to agree with you. Just let it be. When the going gets tough, the tough go for coffee. (Or whatever.)
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Oh well I'll try to be good..LOL.

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Parents and teachers should avoid power struggles with children and young people today. Remember it's not what you say, it's what you do. Young people learn by example. You're a role model. Therefore, act in such a way as you would hope they will act in the future. Right?
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Good morning Sadie..Having my coffee right now...lol


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Power struggles with others are likely today. But can't you do something to avoid this? They only make everybody miserable, including you. You don't have to win the argument or convince others to agree with you. Just let it be. When the going gets tough, the tough go for coffee. (Or whatever.)
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Good Sunday morning everybody....

Daily Horoscope: Sunday, July 5, 2009
Moon Alert:
Avoid shopping or making important decisions from 3 p.m. until 10:30 p.m. EDT today. After that the Moon moves in Sagittarius Capricorn.

Aries (March 21-April 19)
Your charm factor will increase during the next five weeks. All your everyday dealings will be more agreeable; and your social life will pick up as well. In the month ahead, you'll discover just how much love there is in your everyday world. (Aw, gee.)

Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Your ruler Venus now has the power to attract money to you in the next several weeks. Keep an eye open for financial opportunities. However, you will also attract opportunities to blow your money on beautiful stuff! Yup. And there ya' go.

Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Today fair Venus moves into your sign for the next month. This is an excellent time to buy wardrobe items because you like what you see in the mirror. It's also a time to socialize and enjoy the company of friends. Take a vacation if you can. Pleasure ranks above work. Whee!

Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Solitude in surroundings pleases you in the month ahead. You might also take care of someone because it appears that you're acting selflessly by putting the needs of others before your own. (It's a month-long Mother Teresa hit, which certainly benefits others and ultimately benefits you.)

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
It's an interesting mix for the rest of the month. In one way, you're seeking solitude and privacy to work. Then in the next moment, you act like you're out on bail and ready to paint the town red. It's work hard; party hard!

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
For the next month, fair Venus is slowly moving across the top of your chart creating favourable situations for your business and professional life. This attracts powerful people to you. You might be asked to give your input on creative projects or something to do with design and decorating. (You can do this.)

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
Travel for pleasure will appeal this month. It's possible to make money through publishing, the media, medicine and the law. Many of you will enjoy educational pursuits or taking a course, especially for pleasure and your general interest. Life is more exciting when you're learning something new!

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
Gifts, goodies, perks and favours from others can come your way during the next month. Or your partner might earn more money now. This month is a good time to go for a loan or financial support. Intimate relationships are particularly warm and loving -- dare we say transcendent? (We did.)

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
The next month is a wonderful time for partnerships, friendships, love affairs and even time with your enemies! That's because you feel unusually affectionate toward others. Conflicts with others will be greatly softened. (Good time to form new partnerships.)

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
Discussions with coworkers will be pleasant and productive this month. Some of you will get a raise or certainly praise. Romance at work might also occur. The month ahead is a good time for your health, except you might go overboard with sweets and goodies. (Oh well.)

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
Finally, a little time off for good behavior! Vacations, romantic relationships, playful times with children, sports and social events are where it's at for you for the next month. You feel freer to be yourself. There's no need to pretend you're anybody else! "I gotta be me!"

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
You'll enjoy opportunities to entertain at home in the coming month. You'll also get excited about decorating projects. Real estate deals can be favourable to you. Relations with family members, especially parents will be warm. You feel more content with your private life.

If Your Birthday Is Today
Musician Robbie Robertson (1943) shares your birthday today. You have a marvelous imagination and wonderful zest for life. You live your days very fully! You're quick to act on opportunities if they present themselves. Many of you are flamboyant, dramatic and highly entertaining. You can do well in almost any path in life (once you survive your adolescence!) You will gladly seek out some solitude this year to study or learn something important.
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Morning Anna, thanks for the coffee

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Your charm factor will increase during the next five weeks. All your everyday dealings will be more agreeable; and your social life will pick up as well. In the month ahead, you'll discover just how much love there is in your everyday world. (Aw, gee.)
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Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Solitude in surroundings pleases you in the month ahead. You might also take care of someone because it appears that you're acting selflessly by putting the needs of others before your own. (It's a month-long Mother Teresa hit, which certainly benefits others and ultimately benefits you.)
Who will be my 'charity case' this month??!!!!
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Who will be my 'charity case' this month??!!!!
I don't know, whatcha got handsome?
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