don't trust your judgment when drunk!

[mazbut]

A fellow
walks into a bar,
notices a very large jar on the counter,
and sees
that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills.
He guesses there must
be
more than ten thousand dollars in it.
He approaches the
bartender and asks,
'What's with the money in the
jar?'
'Well......you pay $10 and
if you pass three tests,
you get all the money and
the keys to a brand new
Lexus.'
The man certainly isn't going to pass this up.
And so
he asks, 'What are the three tests?'
'You must pay first......

Those are the rules,' says the bartender.
So, after thinking it
over a while,
the man gives the bartender the $10
and the bartender
drops it into the jar.

'Okay,' the bartender says,
'Here's what
you need to do:
First - You have to drink a whole quart of tequila,
in a minute or less, and
you can't make a face while doing
it.

Second - There's a pit bull chained in the back with a bad
tooth. You have to remove that tooth with your bare
hands.

Third - There's a 90-year old lady upstairs
who has
never had sex....
You have to take care of that problem!'

The
man is stunned.
'I know I paid my $10, but I'm not an idiot!
I
won't do it!
You'd have to be nuts
to drink a quart of tequila,
and
then do all those other things...'
'Your call,' says the
bartender.....
'But, your money stays where it is.'
As time
goes on, and
the man has a few more drinks,
he finally
says,
'Where's the damn tequila?'
He grabs the bottle with both
hands
and drinks it as fast as he can.
Tears stream down both
cheeks...
but he doesn't make a face, and
he did it in fifty-eight
seconds!

Next, he staggers out the back door,
where he sees the
pit bull chained to a pole.
Soon the people inside the bar hear
growling , biting, and screaming sounds...
then nothing but
silence!

Just when they think that
the man surely must be
dead,
he staggers back into the bar,
with his shirt ripped
open
and there are scratches and
he's bleeding all over his body.

He says,
'Now where's that old woman
with the bad
tooth?'

The
moral to the story:
Listen carefully to the directions,
and
don't
trust your judgment
when alcohol is
involved

[squirt]

I'd say he earned every penny! lol