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Old 02-19-2004, 04:10 PM   #1 (permalink)
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> Dr. Phil's Test
>
>
> Here you go ........ try this.
>
>
> Below is Dr. Phil's test. (Dr. Phil scored 55. He
> gave this test to Oprah -- she got a 38.)
> Some folks pay a lot of money to find this stuff
> out.Read on, this is very interesting!Don't be overly
> sensitive!
> The following is pretty accurate and it only takes 2
> minutes.
> Take this test for yourself and send it to your
> friends.. The person who sent it placed their score in
> the subject box. Please do the same before forwarding
> to your friends. Don't peek and begin the
> test as you scroll down and record your answers.
> Answers are for who you are now......not who you were
> in the
> past.
> Have pen or pencil and paper ready. This is a real
> test given by
> the Human Relations Dept. at many of the major
> corporations today. It helps them get better
> insight concerningtheir employees and prospective
> employees.
>
> It's only 10 simple questions, so...... grab a pencil
> and paper, keeping track of your letter answers.
>
> Make sure to change the subject of the e-mail to read
> YOUR total.
>
> When you are finished, forward this to everyone you
> know, and also send it to the person
>
> who sent this to you. Make sure to put YOUR score in
> the subject box.
>
>
> Ready??
>
>
> Begin...
>
>
> 1. When do you feel your best?
>
> a) in the morning
> b) during the afternoon &and early evening
> c) late at night!
>
> 2. You usually walk...
>
> a)fairly fast, with long steps
> b) fairly fast, with little steps
> c) less fast head up, looking the world in the face
> d) less fast, head down
> e) very slowly
>
> 3.When talking to people you...
>
> a) stand with your arms folded
> b) have your hands clasped
> c) have one or both your hands on your hips
> d) touch or push the person to whom you are talking
> e) play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth
> your hair
>
> 4. When relaxing, you sit with...
>
> a) your knees bent with your legs neatly side by
> side
> b) your legs crossed
> c) your legs stretched out or straight
> d) one leg curled under you
>
> 5. When something really amuses you, you react
> with...
>
> a) big appreciated ! laugh
> b) a laugh, but not a loud one
> c) a quiet chuckle
> d) a sheepish smile
>
> 6. When you go to a party or social gathering you...
>
>
> a) make a loud entrance so everyone notices you
> b) make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone
> you know
> c) make the quietest entrance, trying to stay
> unnoticed
>
> 7. You're working very hard, concentrating hard, and
> you're interrupted......
>
> a) welcome the break
> b) feel extremely irritated
> c) vary between these two extremes
>
> 8. Which of the following colors do you like most?
>
> a) Red or orange
> b) black
> c) yellow or light blue
> d) green
> e) dark blue or purple
> f) white
> g) brown or gray
>
> 9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few
> moments before going to sleep....
>
> a) stretched out on your back
> b) stretched out face down on your stomach
> c) on your side, slightly curled
> d) with your head on one arm
> e) with your head under the covers
>
> 10. You often dream that you are...
>
> a) falling
> b) fighting or struggling
> c) searching for something or somebody
> d) flying or floating
> e) you usually have dreamless sleep
> f) your dreams are always pleasant
>
>
> POINTS:
>
> 1. (a) 2 (b) 4 (c) 6
>
> 2. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 7 (d) 2 (e) 1
>
> 3. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 5 (d) 7 (e) 6
>
> 4. (a) 4 (b) 6 (c) 2 (d) 1 !
>
> 5. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 2
>
> 6. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 2
>
> 7. (a) 6 (b) 2 (c) 4
>
> 8. (a) 6 (b) 7 (c) 5 (d) 4 (e) 3 (f) 2 (g) 1.
>
> 9. (a) 7 (b) 6 (c) 4 (d) 2 (e) 1 .
>
> 10. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 6 (f) 1.
>
> Now add up the total number of points.
>
>
> OVER 60 POINTS:
>
> Others see you as someone they should "handle with
> care." You're seen as vain, self
>
> centered, and who is extremely dominant. Others may
> admire you, wishing they could
>
> be more like you, but don't always trust you,
> hesitating to become too deeply involved
>
> with you.
>
>
> 51 TO 60 POINTS:
>
> Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile,
> rather impulsive personality; a natural leader,
>
> who's quick to make decisions, though not always the
> right ones. They see you as bold and
>
> adventuresome, someone who will try anything once;
> someone who takes chances and
>
> enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your
> company because of the excitement you radiate.
>
>
> 41 TO 50 POINTS:
>
> Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing,
> practical, and always interesting;
>
> someone who's constantly in the center of attention,
> but sufficiently well-balanced not to
>
> let it go to their head. They also see you as kind,
> considerate, and understanding; someone
>
> who'll always cheer them up and help them out.
>
>
> 31 TO 40 POINTS:
>
> Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful &
> practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or
>
> talented, but modest. Not a person who makes friends
> too quickly or easily, but someone
>
> who's extremely loyal to friends you do make and who
> expect the same loyalty in return.
>
> Those who really get to know you realize it takes a
> lot to shake your trust in your friends,
>
> but equally that it takes you a long time to get
> over if that trust is ever broken.
>
>
> 21 TO 30 POINTS:
>
> Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy. They
> see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow
> and steady plodder. It would really surprise them if
> you ever did something
>
> impulsively or on the spur of the moment, expecting
> you to examine everything carefully
>
> from every angle and then, usually decide against
> it. They think this reaction is caused
>
> partly by your careful nature.
>
>
> UNDER 21 POINTS:
>
> People think you are shy, nervous, and indecisive,
> someone who needs looking after, who
>
> always wants someone else to make the decisions &
> who doesn't want to get involved with
>
> anyone or anything! They see you as a worrier who
> always sees problems that don't exist.
>
> Some people think you're boring. Only those who
> know you well know that you aren't.
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Old 02-26-2004, 09:03 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Cool test, I made a 40
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Old 02-26-2004, 09:52 AM   #3 (permalink)
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accordingly everyone at th eroo should score about a 40something--42 myself.
And myte ia dd, a comlipminnt!!
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Old 02-26-2004, 01:28 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I got a 50. So I'm in the 41 to 50 range.
I tried. what can I say? I do have a tendancy to
help people out. Cool post. lala dada
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Old 02-26-2004, 05:30 PM   #5 (permalink)
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i got a 39...is that bad?
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Old 02-28-2004, 02:27 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I got a 37 surprised I got that high lol
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Old 02-28-2004, 04:52 AM   #7 (permalink)
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36 for me!
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Old 02-28-2004, 08:43 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I got 43.
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Old 02-28-2004, 09:57 AM   #9 (permalink)
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This is what I got 42




41 TO 50 POINTS:
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> Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing,
> practical, and always interesting;
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> someone who's constantly in the center of attention,
> but sufficiently well-balanced not to
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> let it go to their head. They also see you as kind,
> considerate, and understanding; someone
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I got a 39...
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