07-27-2005, 02:20 PM
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Signs it's time to date again..
I thought I'd start a thread for jokes and funny things , anything on dating and those who are back to dating.
It's been a number of years for me before i tried dating again..and it's a bit different since wayyyy back then lol,...so enjoy. Top ten signs its time to date again 1) Dinner and a movie has been reduced to a video rental and delivery pizza with your cat. 2) When friends say you need to "get out of the house more", you go mow the lawn. 3) You are spending more and more nights with Ben and Jerry. 4) Every time you be seated in a restaurant a paper cup full of crayons is plopped down in front of you. 5) You only see animated movies. 6) The last time you dated Reagan was in office. 7) All your kisses come from Hershey. 8)You panic when you cannot find the remote control. 9) Your kids have a more active social life than you do. 10) Going to bed at 9:30pm is "staying up late". |
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07-27-2005, 02:32 PM
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Dating Dictionary DATING: The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energyto get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future. EASY: A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man. EYE CONTACT: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest. FRIEND: A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing. INDIFFERENCE: A woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get." IRRITATING HABIT: What the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together. INTERESTING a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking. NYMPHOMANIAC: A man's term for a woman who wants to do it more often than he does. SOBER: A condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love. ATTRACTION: The act of associating horniness with a particular person. LOVE AT 1st SIGHT: What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet. LAW OF RELATIVITY: How attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is. |
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