Signs You Need To Pray At Work

[mountainlion20032003]

When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to
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>everyone and you think, "Somebody needs to slap the shit out of
him".....
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>You need to pray at work.
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>When someone comes in and announces, "office meeting in 5 minutes,"
and
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>you think, "what the h..l do they want now?".....
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>You need to pray at work.
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>
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>When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say,
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>"which one of you sons of bitches turned off my computer?".....
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>You need to pray at work.
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>
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>When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and a third person
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>comes in and says, "well at my last office...", and you want to throw
a
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>stapler at him.....
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>You need to pray at work.
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>
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>When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing that
crosses
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>your mind is, "what the hell does this bitch want now?" and you try to
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>hide underneath your desk.....
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>You need to pray at work.
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>
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>When you are asked to stay late and help do someone else's work and
the
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>first thing that pops in your head is, "both of y'all can kiss my
>ass!!"....
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>You need to pray at work.
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>
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>When you're in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone who stood
for
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>five minutes waiting for the darn thing only to go DOWN one floor, and
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>you say "that lazy bastard".....
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>You need to pray at work.
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>When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain of
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>paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and you
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>think, "sorry ass M#$^%F%&#s".......
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>You need to pray at work.
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>If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, slapping,
or
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>flattening someone's tires that you work with.....
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>You need to pray at work.
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>If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone
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>because you know it's going to lead to their life story .....
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>You need to pray at work.

[annie81]

how true doug great post hun *big hugs*

[mountainlion20032003]

Originally Posted by annie81

how true doug great post hun *big hugs*

Thanks sweetie! Hugs!

[angeleyes76]

I love this!! I know some people at my job that could stand to read this more than once!!!!! Thanks for sharing!!!

[mountainlion20032003]

Originally Posted by angeleyes76

I love this!! I know some people at my job that could stand to read this more than once!!!!! Thanks for sharing!!!

You are very welcome! Anytime! Thank you for the reply! Hugs!

[dads540]

Originally Posted by mountainlion20032003

When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to
>
>everyone and you think, "Somebody needs to slap the shit out of
him".....
>
>You need to pray at work.
>
>
>
>When someone comes in and announces, "office meeting in 5 minutes,"
and
>
>you think, "what the h..l do they want now?".....
>
>You need to pray at work.
>
>
>
>When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say,
>
>"which one of you sons of bitches turned off my computer?".....
>
>You need to pray at work.
>
>
>
>When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and a third person
>
>comes in and says, "well at my last office...", and you want to throw
a
>
>stapler at him.....
>
>You need to pray at work.
>
>
>
>When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing that
crosses
>
>your mind is, "what the hell does this bitch want now?" and you try to
>
>hide underneath your desk.....
>
>You need to pray at work.
>
>
>
>When you are asked to stay late and help do someone else's work and
the
>
>first thing that pops in your head is, "both of y'all can kiss my
>ass!!"....
>
>You need to pray at work.
>
>
>
>When you're in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone who stood
for
>
>five minutes waiting for the darn thing only to go DOWN one floor, and
>
>you say "that lazy bastard".....
>
>You need to pray at work.
>
>
>
>When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain of
>
>paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and you
>
>think, "sorry ass M#$^%F%&#s".......
>
>You need to pray at work.
>
>
>
>If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, slapping,
or
>
>flattening someone's tires that you work with.....
>
>You need to pray at work.
>
>
>
>If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone
>
>because you know it's going to lead to their life story .....
>
>You need to pray at work.

good post buddy!!

[Angels'mom]

Now I know that most of us at the office needs to pray!! hehehe!!! Thanks for sharing Doug

[mountainlion20032003]

Originally Posted by Angels'mom

Now I know that most of us at the office needs to pray!! hehehe!!! Thanks for sharing Doug

LOL! I agree! Thanks!

[mountainlion20032003]

Originally Posted by dads540

good post buddy!!

Thanks Dan! Much appreciated!