04-05-2004, 05:54 PM
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Dark In Here !
DARK IN HERE
> > A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. > Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet.The boy now has company. > > Boy: "Dark in here." > > Man: "Yes it is." > > Boy: "I have a baseball." > > Man: "That's nice." > > Boy: "Want to buy it?" > > Man: "No, thanks." > > Boy: "My dad's outside." > > Man: "OK, how much?" > > Boy: "$250." > > In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together. > > Boy: "Dark in here." > > Man: "Yes, it is." > > Boy: "I have a baseball glove." > > Man: "How much?" > > Boy: "$750." > > Man: "Fine." > > A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball." > > The boy says, "I can't. I sold them." > The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son says, "$1,000." > > The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to > take you to church and make you confess." > > They go to church and the father alerts the priest, and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door. > > The boy says, "Dark in here." > > The priest says, "Don't start that shit again" 
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04-06-2004, 01:21 AM
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lol..that is hilarious
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