hi guess what....

[squirt]

there's an elderly gentleman in my neighborhood who, on most nice days, stands on the corner by his house waving at people when they drive by, I always wave back and my granddaughter asked me if I knew him, I said no, she said why did you wave at him then? I said cuz he waved at me! lol

[squirt]

[squirt]

[2manytears]

Originally Posted by squirt

LMAO!!!!

[squirt]

*grins*

[kipper]

Originally Posted by squirt

there's an elderly gentleman in my neighborhood who, on most nice days, stands on the corner by his house waving at people when they drive by, I always wave back and my granddaughter asked me if I knew him, I said no, she said why did you wave at him then? I said cuz he waved at me! lol

What was he waving at you then?

[indianajoe]

Confucius Says:
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who run in
front of car get tired.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who run behind
car get exhausted.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man with one
chopstick go hungry.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who scratch ass
should not bite fingernails.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who eat many
prunes get good run for money.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Baseball is wrong:
man with four balls cannot walk.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
War does not
determine who is right, war determine who is
left.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Wife who put
husband in doghouse soon find him in
cathouse.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who fight with
wife all day get no piece at night.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
It take many nails
to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who drive like
hell, bound to get there.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who live in
glass house should change clothes in
basement.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who fish in
other man's well often catch crabs.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

[squirt]

Originally Posted by kipper

What was he waving at you then?

just his hand lol

[indianajoe]

Women's Ass Size Study



There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric


Association about women and how they feel about their asses.



The results are pretty shocking:



1. Only 5% of women surveyed feel their ass is too big.


2. 10% of women surveyed feel their ass is too small.



3. The remaining 85% say they don't care; they love him; he's a good man and they would have married him anyway.

[squirt]

my ass should be home any minute now lol