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    Three blondes died and found themselves at Heaven's gate standing before St.Peter.
    He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to explain to him what Easter represented.
    The first blonde, an American, said "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey."
    St. Peter said, "Noooooo!" and he banished her to Hell.
    The second blonde, a Brit, said "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and exchange gifts."
    St. Peter said, "Noooooo!" and he banished her to Hell.
    The third blonde, a Canadian, said she knew what Easter was, and St. Peter said, "So, tell me."
    She said, "Easter is a Christian celebration that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having a Passover feast with His disciples when He was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested Him. The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder ... "
    St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good!"
    Then the blonde continued, "Now, every year the Jews roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of hockey.

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    Three blonds were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.
    The first blond said "those are deer tracks".

    The second blond said "no, those are elk tracks".
    The third blond said "you're both wrong, those are moose tracks."
    The three blonds were still fucking arguing when the train hit them.

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    The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy!
    I didn’t know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, ‘what the heck’, so I starting jumping up and down along with her.
    She said, “I have some really great news!”
    I said, “Great. Tell me why you’re so happy.”
    She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant.
    I knew she’d been trying for a while so I told her, “That’s great I couldn’t be happier for you!”
    Then she said, “There’s more!”I asked, “What do you mean there’s more.”
    She said, “Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!”
    Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.
    She said…. “Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out positive!”

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    lol ...

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    I was in the Post office this morning when I saw a blonde shouting into an envelope.
    I said to her, "what are you doing?"
    She replied, "sending a voicemail, Duh!"

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