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    An elderly rabbi, having just retired from his duties in the temple, finally decides to fulfill his lifelong fantasy to taste pork. He goes to a hotel in the Catskills in the off-season, and not his usual one, mind you. He enters the empty dining hall and sits down at a table tucked far into a corner. The waiter arrives, and the rabbi orders roast suckling pig.
    As the rabbi is waiting, struggling with his conscience, a family from his congregation walks in! Seeing him in the corner, and not wanting him to eat alone, they immediately join him. Shocked, the rabbi can only sit and sweat, making small talk.
    At last the waiter arrives with a huge domed platter. He lifts the lid to reveal a fully cooked roast suckling pig, complete with a big apple in its mouth.
    "This place is amazing!" cries the rabbi. "You order a baked apple, and look what you get!"

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    Gladys Dunn recently moved to a retirement community in a small town. One beautiful Sunday morning she walked to the church not far from her apartment. She was in awe of the lovely structure, as well as music from the choir. She wasn't too impressed, however, with the sermon. She thought it was rather uninspiring, and as she looked around the church, she noticed many of the parishioners nodding off.
    When the reverend finished he encouraged the congregation to greet those sitting next to them.
    Gladys turned toward the man on her left, who had fallen asleep and was stretching trying to wake up. He smiled at her, and Gladys returned the smile.
    She politely offered her hand and said, "I'm Gladys Dunn."
    "You and me both!" the man replied.

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    A catholic girl goes into confession and says to the priest, "I'm pregnant"
    He asks, "How did this happen my child?"
    She says, "I think it must be the second coming!
    The priest, shocked by this reply asks, "What makes you think it is the second coming?"
    She replies, "Because I swallowed the first!

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    Little Danny O'Brian, a fine Catholic lad, was out looking for trouble.
    He tripped people on the street, threw bricks through windows, smacked folks on the head and generally caused mischief until a passing cop stopped him.
    "What's going on here?!" bellowed the officer.
    "It's like this officer," winked Danny. "I am on my way to confession and I'm a little short of material."

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