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    Smile Women Oh Women, What Art Thou ?

    Women Oh Women, What Art Thou ?



    Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't
    mean they don't love you with all they have.

    Jim and Karen were both patients in a mental hospital.

    One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim
    suddenly jumped into the deep end.

    He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

    Karen promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim
    out.

    When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Karen's heroic act, she
    immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
    considered her to be mentally stable.

    When she went to tell Karen the news she said, "Karen, I have good news and
    bad news.

    The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally
    respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I
    have concluded that your act displays that you have a sound mind.

    The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

    Karen replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.

    How soon can I go home?"

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    not today sweetie, not today! lol










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    not tonight, rather!lol

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    or tomorrow either! lol

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    Why Can't She Go Home? Didn't He Drip Dry?
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