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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post


    they're all out fishin' and huntin' and goin', "Hey, ya'll watch this ..." lol :p

    ya fergot drinkin lol
    Life is simple: Just follow the rules

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    Quote Originally Posted by FeistyLaraCroft View Post


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    Quote Originally Posted by Huggies View Post


    On your POD Hun.
    Great post Squirt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lil_ms_grouch712003 View Post
    Congrats On POD

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunburstlespaulhero1989 View Post


    I think my tank could tow your van and the trailer!

    Congrats on the POD!
    I'll take your word for it lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by maddmikk View Post
    hahahahahahaha!! Congrats on POD I luv the redneck jokes
    you must be one! lol
    welcome to the Roo, it's very nice to meet you!



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    Quote Originally Posted by chatroux View Post
    Roflmao℘ love them all!!!
    I'm glad you enjoyed the thread!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crudebug View Post
    so do I... always nice to see pics from squirtie's family album... lmao
    hubby's side ... lol :p

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boys Night Out View Post
    smoooooooooooooooooooooooooch


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    Quote Originally Posted by tasman View Post
    Creative bunch, ain't we? Good post, Squirt!
    darn straight! lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by truckoflites View Post
    Congrats Squirt.
    Hey Squirt is that the camper that goes behind your van?
    I wish! lol I just sleep in the van! lol :p


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    Quote Originally Posted by arella View Post

    muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuah
    muahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


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    Quote Originally Posted by tasman View Post
    ya fergot drinkin lol
    that's a given lol

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    Redneck Limo.

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    Default Redneck road roller

    Usquequaque in fimus; tantum altitudinem varius.

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    I'm surprised I can't see any duct tape lol
    ty for the great add Bamber!

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    I'm surprised I can't see any duct tape lol
    ty for the great add Bamber!
    I'm not sure I'd be happy with the fuel tank directly overhead!
    Usquequaque in fimus; tantum altitudinem varius.

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    maybe that's where the duct tape is lol

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    Wink Redneck Words of Wisdom...

    Advice From the Old Farmer

    * Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.

    * Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance.

    * Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

    * A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

    * Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.

    * Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.

    * Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

    * Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.

    * It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.

    * You cannot unsay a cruel word.

    * Every path has a few puddles.

    * When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

    * The best sermons are lived, not preached.

    * Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.

    * Don't judge folks by their relatives.

    * Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

    * Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.

    * Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.

    * Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

    * If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

    * Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

    * The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'.

    * Always drink upstream from the herd.

    * Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.

    * Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.

    * If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

    * Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply.

    Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.


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