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    ASTHMATICS ... avoid going on holiday to places where the scenery is described as breathtaking!

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    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Worst mistake Anne Frank ever made...



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    What is black and gradually gets smaller and smaller?


    Stevie Wonder combing his hair with a potato peeler.



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    I attended a speech at a local wheelchair convention about benefit cheats.
    When the guy finished I gave him a standing ovation.
    Then the bastard reported me for benefit fraud!

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    I've just had terrible news from America that my brother has died of natural causes.
    He was shot.

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    A poem Paul McCartney wrote to Heather Mills when they were together:
    We lay upon a grassy bank my hands were all a quiver,
    I slowly undid her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river.

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    He got her a artificial leg for xmas the one year, it wasnt her main present just a stocking filler

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    My wife was gang raped by a troupe of mime artists.


    They performed unspeakable acts on her.



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    lol ...

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