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    A couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let' just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.
    Joseph had gotten a big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend
    Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together , left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.
    In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?

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    My son suggested I register to become an organ donor.
    There's a boy after my own heart!

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    What do you call a magicians dog?

    A labracadabra!

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    Got a really a bad joke about electricity that I want to tell you all but I think it's quite shocking

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    Do you remember the famous Olympic skier Picabo Street (pronounced Pee-Ka-Boo) Well, Picabo is not just an athlete. She is now a nurse currently working at an Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital. She is not permitted to answer the hospital telephones any longer. It caused too much confusion when she would answer the phone and say, "Picabo, I.C.U."













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    lmao ...

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    Me: "Doctor Doctor I feel like I've got a bulb in my head"
    Doctor: " oh what's the problem?"
    Me: "I feel light headed"

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    Usquequaque in fimus; tantum altitudinem varius.

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    took a minute! lol

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    In Jamaica you can get a steak and kidney pie for 1.75, a chicken and mushroom pie for 1.60 and an apple pie for 2.15.
    In St Kitts and Nevis a steak and kidney pie will cost you 2, a chicken pie (without mushrooms) is 1.70 and a cherry pie can be yours for 1.95.
    In Trinidad and Tobago, that steak and kidney pie comes in at 2.50, but you can two for 3.50, while the chicken and mushroom pie is 2.25, or two for 3.25. They also offer meat and potato pie for 2, or two for 3. Their apple pies and cherry pies are often sold for 2.75, or two (any combination) for 4.75.
    Those are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean!

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    A man and a woman had been married for ten years and decided to try and have kids. They had not been using birth control for the entire time they had been married, so they thought they may have a problem conceiving.
    The woman decided to go to the gynecologist and see if the problem was with her. She had been hard of hearing since she was little. The doctor examined her and came in to give her the conclusions.
    He said, "I'm sorry, but the problem is with you. You have insufficient passion and if you ever have a baby it will be a miracle."
    The woman was very upset and went home crying. Her husband got home and asked her what was wrong.
    She said, "The doctor told me I've got a fish up my passage and if I ever have a baby it will be a mackerel."

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    What do you call an Anglo Chinese photographer?
    Phil Ming.

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