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    A couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let' just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.
    Joseph had gotten a big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend
    Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together , left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.
    In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?

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    My son suggested I register to become an organ donor.
    There's a boy after my own heart!

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    What do you call a magicians dog?

    A labracadabra!

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    Got a really a bad joke about electricity that I want to tell you all but I think it's quite shocking

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    Do you remember the famous Olympic skier Picabo Street (pronounced Pee-Ka-Boo) Well, Picabo is not just an athlete. She is now a nurse currently working at an Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital. She is not permitted to answer the hospital telephones any longer. It caused too much confusion when she would answer the phone and say, "Picabo, I.C.U."













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    lmao ...

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    Me: "Doctor Doctor I feel like I've got a bulb in my head"
    Doctor: " oh what's the problem?"
    Me: "I feel light headed"

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    Usquequaque in fimus; tantum altitudinem varius.

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    took a minute! lol

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