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    There's a bloke on here called Buster, who keeps sending me loads & loads of videos of the 1970's group, The Sweet.
    Does anyone know a Way?
    There's got to be a Way,
    To Block Buster.

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    do they even still exist? lol

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    The Magnificent Seven appeared in a series of adverts for an aftershave.
    It was filmed at Liverpool's Anfield football ground.
    Only six of them took part, because Yul never wore cologne.

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    Usquequaque in fimus; tantum altitudinem varius.

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    My mate just phoned me to tell me he had changed his name by deed poll to spinal column. "Can I call you back?" I asked.

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    Usquequaque in fimus; tantum altitudinem varius.

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    lol ...

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    Apparently Stevie Nicks of Fleetwood Mac once turned down a marriage proposal from William Shatner.
    She didnt want to be known as Stevie Shatner-Nicks.

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    Usquequaque in fimus; tantum altitudinem varius.

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    lmao ..

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    Paul McCartney had to have a shave this morning.
    Yesterday, all his stubble seemed so far away.

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    Two vampires were sitting around their castle in Transylvania talking about how they were tired of the local food. Both of them were of the opinion that Italian food would be a nice change. So, they changed into bats and winged there way over to Italy.
    They set themselves down in Venice and went looking for their dinner. Soon, they found a nice dark bridge over a canal to have their meal. They hunkered down and waited. In no time, an Italian couple came floating down the waterway. As they passed under the bridge, the vampires grabbed them, sucked them dry and tossed them into the water.
    As they licked their lips, they discussed how good Italian food was and they both decided it was so good that they wanted seconds. Again, they hid and waited. As before another young Italian couple came floating down the canal. Also as before, the vampires grabbed them, sucked every drop of blood from their bodies and tossed them over the side of the bridge.
    Now, the vampires were felling pretty full, but they decided to make it a really special night and to have some dessert. Waiting in the dark, they soon spied another couple approaching their bridge. When they got there, this couple also found themselves subdued and their bodies sucked dry.
    The vampires then tossed the dead couple into the canal.
    Satiated, the vampires prepared to change form and fly home before they were caught by the coming dawn.
    They stopped however, when they heard singing. Not wanting to be seen, they searched for the source.
    A quick glance proved that they were the only ones on the bridge. The sound however was coming from the canal. Slowly they approached the rail and looked over. Sure enough there in the water they spied a crocodile. He was munching on the bodies singing, "Drained wops keep falling on my head..."

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    A long time ago I worked in a café and got into a blazing row with a customer who thought I was drinking out of their mug. Eventually I decided it wasn't my cup of tea.

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    I remember I signed up in army, but I just couldn't get my feet right on the parade square and just couldn't work out how to walk properly in time with everyone else.
    Eventually they had to give me my marching orders.

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    I once worked in a medical school putting together the study skeletons.
    But I kept losing bits of the arm and never managed to finish one properly.
    Eventually they had to give me the elbow.

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    I walked out of my job with the council this morning. I dont mind a bit of litter picking or gardening.
    But I will not do road marking, thats where I drew the line.

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