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    A lorry has shed its load of electrical goods on the main road into Mackemland.
    Police said the road will be closed for at least five minutes!

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    I said to my mate today, "I can remember the first time I visited Mackemland, I found it very hard to leave."
    He said, "Did you fall in love with the place?"
    "No," I replied, "I had the wheel's on my car nicked."

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    I was in a pub in Mackemland last Saturday night having a drink.
    When this really horribly ugly girl came up to me, squeezed my rear and said, "Give me your number, sexy."
    I replied "Have you got a pen?"
    She smiled and said "Yes."
    I replied, "Well you better get back into it, before the farmer notices you're frickin' missing."

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    If you hear Mackem kids saying "A, A, A" it's highly likely they're not talking about their GCSE results.

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    I've written a book about a young girl who takes drugs and encounters all kinds of strange creatures talking in almost incomprehensible dialect. It ends up with her getting pregnant and becoming a single mother, living on a shitty estate and surviving on benefits.
    It's called "Alice in Mackemland".

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    lol ...

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    Mackemland the only place where you can find three generations of the one family at the same school!

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    School???? What the fuck is a school?



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    I walked into a corner shop in Mackemland and picked up a chocolate bar.
    I asked, "how much is this love?"
    She said, "you're not from around here are you?"

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    A guy from Mackemland got a job in a local slaughter house stunning the animals.

    They had never seen a Mackem with a job!

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    A group of children is playing outdoors. "I have a sister and each of us has her own room," one girl says. "I have two sisters and one brother, and each of us has a bike," a boy brags. "Well, there are eight children in my family," another girl says, "and each one of us has his or her own father!"

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