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    Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

    Tell the Court to meet me at the range. I'll give them shooting lessons.

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    If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

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    Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

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    Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

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    Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
    OK, I'll wear my water wings just in case.

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    Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

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    man struck by lightning: Faces battery charge
    aaa, aa, c, d,9v?

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    New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

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    Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

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    Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

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    Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

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    Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
    I wish I'd known that before! Could have fed a party of 40 on the screaming brat 2 doors down...

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    Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

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    Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
    Lemme guess.... The doorways were too short.

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    [jimg]n706/z3/2/m/i/e/a.baa-.jpg[/jimg]

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    [jimg]n9e5/z3/n/9/i/e/a.baa-.jpg[/jimg]

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    [jimg]n9e5/z3/n/9/i/e/a.baa-.jpg[/jimg]
    Is that a fact???

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