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    This takes me back to when my daughter was small. We were standing in the garden enjoying a beautiful summers day, taking in the splendour of the flowers in bloom and nature at it's finest. My daughter spotted two butterflies frolicking on the patio, she said, 'daddy are they making baby butterflies'? , 'no sweetheart I replied, they are both male butterflies'. She then went and stomped on them and said 'we're not having any of that queer shit in our garden', fair brought a tear to my eye I can tell you...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bamber View Post
    Moral of the Story: Be thankful for what you have. Be creative. Be innovative. Think differently and positively.

    When life gives you a 100 reasons to cry, show life that you have 1000 reasons to smile. Face your past without regret. Handle your present with confidence. Prepare for the future without fear. Keep the faith and drop the fear.

    The most beautiful thing is to see a person smiling:
    and even more beautiful is knowing that you are the reason behind it!!!
    you could not possibly know how timely this is ... thank you Bamber!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kipper View Post
    I realise I'm blessed as well when I wake every morning with an erection...
    shine your ever lovin' light on me!!! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by kipper View Post
    This takes me back to when my daughter was small. We were standing in the garden enjoying a beautiful summers day, taking in the splendour of the flowers in bloom and nature at it's finest. My daughter spotted two butterflies frolicking on the patio, she said, 'daddy are they making baby butterflies'? , 'no sweetheart I replied, they are both male butterflies'. She then went and stomped on them and said 'we're not having any of that queer shit in our garden', fair brought a tear to my eye I can tell you...
    chip off the ol' block I see ... lol
    ♥♥♥♥♥

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    A little girl went to her bedroom and pulled a glass jelly jar from its hiding place in the closet. She poured the change out on the floor and counted it carefully. Three times, even. The total had to be exactly perfect. No chance here for mistakes.

    Carefully placing the coins back in the jar and twisting on the cap, she slipped out the back door and made her way 6 blocks to Rexall's Drug Store with the big red Indian Chief sign above the door. She waited patiently for the pharmacist to give her some attention, but he was too busy at this moment. Tess twisted her feet to make a scuffing noise. Nothing. She cleared her throat with the most disgusting sound she could muster. No good. Finally she took a quarter from her jar and banged it on the glass counter. That did it!

    'And what do you want?' the pharmacist asked in an annoyed tone of voice. I'm talking to my brother from Chicago whom I haven't seen in ages,' he said without waiting for a reply to his question.

    'Well, I want to talk to you about my brother,' Tess answered back in the same annoyed tone. 'He's really, really sick ... and I want to buy a miracle.'

    'I beg your pardon?' said the pharmacist.

    'His name is Andrew and he has something bad growing inside his head and my Daddy says only a miracle can save him now. So how much does a miracle cost?'

    'We don't sell miracles here, little girl. I'm sorry but I can't help you,' the pharmacist said, softening a little.

    'Listen, I have the money to pay for it. If it isn't enough, I will get the rest. Just tell me how much it costs.'

    The pharmacist's brother was a well dressed man. He stooped down and asked the little girl, 'What kind of a miracle does your brother need?'

    'I don't know,' Tess replied with her eyes welling up. 'I just know he's really sick and Mommy says he needs an operation. But my Daddy can't pay for it, so I want to use my money.'

    'How much do you have?' asked the man from Chicago .

    'One dollar and eleven cents,' Tess answered barely audible. 'And it's all the money I have, but I can get some more if I need to.'

    'Well, what a coincidence,' smiled the man. 'A dollar and eleven cents --- the exact price of a miracle for little brothers.'

    He took her money in one hand and with the other hand he grasped her mitten and said 'Take me to where you live. I want to see your brother and meet your parents. Let's see if I have the miracle you need.'

    That well-dressed man was Dr. Carlton Armstrong, a surgeon, specializing in neuro-surgery. The operation was completed free of charge and it wasn't long until Andrew was home again and doing well. Mom and Dad were happily talking about the chain of events that had led them to this place.

    'That surgery,' her Mom whispered, 'was a real miracle. I wonder how much it would have cost?'

    Tess smiled. She knew exactly how much a miracle cost ... one dollar and eleven cents ... plus the faith of a little child.

    In our lives, we never know how many miracles we will need. A miracle is not the suspension of natural law, but the operation of a higher law.

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    My Cup Runs Over

    Have you ever wondered why God gives so much?
    We could exist on far less.
    He could have left the world flat and gray; we wouldn't have known the difference.
    But he didn't.

    He splashed orange in the sunrise
    And cast the sky in blue.
    And if you love to see geese as they gather,
    Chances are you'll see that too.
    Did he have to make the squirrel's tail furry?
    Was he obliged to make the birds sings?
    And the funny way that chickens scurry
    Or the majesty of thunder when it rings?
    Why give a flower fragrance?
    Why give food its taste?
    Could it be
    He loves to see
    That look upon your face?

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    Was the doc. a priest??

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