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    this weeks managers special offers





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    ASda price?

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    Default Re: konifurs supermarket

    more special offers.......
    we specialize for special people




    free "fart" with every toilet roll purchased.( bottled by the manager personally)

    more offers




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    Quote Originally Posted by brilor View Post
    ASda price?
    cheaper and better than Asda... my beautiful assistants will spank your arse if you want them to, not their own.



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    Swiftkickinthenads Doritos

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    new in store


    try our delicious wines...





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    Do you sell this product Koni...












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    [QUOTE=sexysadie;3274916]Do you sell this product Koni...

    i certainly do Sadie it`s on at half price with this...


    and this is half price also...



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    What is it?..lol











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    Quote Originally Posted by sexysadie View Post
    What is it?..lol
    IT`S A ICE LOLLY MY DEAR.
    would you like to show you to the supermarkets fresh food section....





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    Quote Originally Posted by konifur View Post
    IT`S A ICE LOLLY MY DEAR.
    would you like to show you to the supermarkets fresh food section....


    Then why does the picture say 'bum bum'?..lol











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    are you having a blond moment ma`am, it`s just it`s name.
    we also sell fresh milk....





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    we also have a clothing department but because of lack of space the ladies changing room is in my office.




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    [QUOTE=konifur;3274926]are you having a blond moment ma`am, it`s just it`s name

    hmmmmm could be











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    are you hiring Koni? I need a job lol










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    ohhhhhhh bugger i have no one working on the checkout i wondered why everyone was leaving the shop laughing, you are hired.



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    [QUOTE=sexysadie;3274916]Do you sell this product Koni...

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    sorry i have just a small one and don`t have the room for a burger king.



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