Eulogy for Pillsbury Doughboy

[Seti]

Sad News

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was considered a very smart cookie, but wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes.. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions..

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

Please rise to the occasion and take time to pass this on to someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads a lift…

[squirt]

yum... now I want a cinnamon bun lol

[sexysadie]

Now I`m not a `dough`nut myself...lol..but rumor has it there was not a dry eye in the toll house..lmbo

[Seti]

[Goodgrief]

He should have eaten less carbs.... May he rest in peace.

[kiki5711]

[sexysadie]

He really should have learned to relax, instead he went through his whole life with a chocolate chip on his shoulder...lmbo

[sexysadie]

Ya know, PD never believed in buttons, that's why he only had 'ginger snaps'....lmbo

[sexysadie]

Just between you and me, I heard he was heavily into the butterscotch...lmbo I love this thread

[Seti]

You crack me up, Sexysadie!!!