Q. What do you call a Chinese prostitute?
A. Suk Mi Dong
A man walks into a Welsh pub and orders a white wine spritzer.
The bar goes silent as everyone stares at him.
"Where are you from, you sound English?"
"I'm from across the Severn," replies the man nervously.
"What do you do, just across the Severn?" Asks the barman.
"I'm a taxidermist."
"What on earth is one of those?" He asks.
"I mount animals."
"Its alright boys," shouts the barman, "he's one of us."
I could smell the cooking from my Korean neighbours house today.
I knocked on the door and said, "Your wife's cooking is amazing, I can smell the spicy chicken from here."
He said, "It's actually your dog."
I said, "Fuck off mate, my dog can't even cook."