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    Wiremu, a New Zealander, was on the dole in Australia but about to fly home to watch the Rugby World Cup and was not feeling well, so he decided to see a doctor.
    "Hey doc, I dun't feel so good, ey" said Wiremu.
    The doctor gave him a thorough examination and informed Wiremu that he had long existing and advanced prostate problems and that the only cure was testicular removal.
    "No way doc" replied Wiremu "I'm gitting a sicond opinion ey!"
    The second Aussie doctor gave Wiremu the same diagnosis and also advised him that testicular removal was the only cure. Not surprisingly, Wiremu refused the treatment.
    Wiremu was devastated, but with the Rugby World Cup just around the corner he found an expat Kiwi doctor and decided to get one last opinion from someone he could trust.
    The Kiwi doctor examined him and said: "Wiremu Cuzzy Bro, you huv Prostate suckness ey."
    "What's the cure thin doc ?" asked Wiremu hoping for a different answer.
    "Wull, Wiremu", said the Kiwi doctor "Wi're gonna huv to cut off your balls."
    "Phew, thunk god for thut!" said Wiremu,
    "Them Aussie bastards wanted to take my test tickets off me!"

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    My Muslim neighbour did some home improvements yesterday.
    He moved out.

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    How to lose weight in 3 easy steps:


    1. Buy a bed sheet
    2. Cut to eye holes in it and wear it so you look like a ghost
    3. Go for a light jog in Charlottesville



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    A teacher says to her class, "can anyone give me a sentence with the word dandelion in it".
    A little Jamaican lad puts up his hand.
    "Yes Desmond" says the teacher.
    "Da cheetah is faster dandelion miss".



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    Just read a book entitled 'The French Army During World War II, 1939 to 1945'.
    For those not familiar with the 24 Hour clock, that's twenty one minutes to eight until a quarter to eight at night.

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