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    Default My name is Alice ...

    have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "surely i can't look that old!"?

    Well . . . You'll love this one.

    My name is alice , and i was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.

    I noticed his dds diploma on the wall, which bore his full name. Suddenly, i remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago.

    Could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then?

    Upon seeing him, however, i quickly discarded any such thought.

    This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

    After he examined my teeth, i asked him if he had attended morgan park high school .

    'yes. Yes, i did. I'm a mustang,' he gleamed with pride.

    When did you graduate?' i asked.

    He answered, 'in 1975. Why do you ask?'

    you were in my class!', i exclaimed.

    He looked at me closely.

    Then, that ugly,



    wrinkled faced,






    'what did you teach???

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    nope lol

    It's fascinating to think that all around us
    there's an invisible world we can't even see ♥

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