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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    guess she pushed her luck too far, huh? lol
    muahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ♥
    if only the third were the first.. she'd have saved on two cars..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Huggies View Post
    one was enough for me, tyvm! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crudebug View Post
    if only the third were the first.. she'd have saved on two cars..
    hindsight is always 20/20 lol hubby never had to deal with a MIL lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    hindsight is always 20/20 lol hubby never had to deal with a MIL lol
    But,, butt.. You ARE a MIL(f)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crudebug View Post
    But,, butt.. You ARE a MIL(f)
    yeah, but I'm not HIS MIL lol

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    06/12/79 - 03/23/17
    RIP Jessie

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    yeah, but I'm not HIS MIL lol
    ok... but don't test the love of ur kids-in-laws.. lol..

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    I'll try not to lol 2 of my kids are with somebody they met online lol

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    Usquequaque in fimus; tantum altitudinem varius.

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    Quote Originally Posted by muchtrouble10 View Post
    she should be glad something does ... lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bamber View Post
    he married her ... lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    he married her ... lol
    Les Dawson was renowned in the UK for his MIL jokes. He was also one hell of piano player. My mother played keyboards and said that anyone who could play JUST that bit off knew what they were doing. I hear that when he was a kid he played piano in a brothel in France.
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    neat story!
    he kept sayin' how ugly his wife was *tho* lol HE married her! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    neat story!
    he kept sayin' how ugly his wife was *tho* lol HE married her! lol
    With Les the wife and MIL jokes became interchangeable, especially when he was on the show this clip is from.
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    He wasn't exactly a 'good-looker' himself. I don't think I've ever seen a pic of his wife, but I'd guess she wasn't someone to feature on the cover of Vogue!

    He WAS a great comedian, so I'm sure both she and her mother forgave him for what he said about them.

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    I'm sure you're right

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    I keep tryin' to TELL him that!!! lol

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    One year, a particular husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a gift one Christmas. He decided to purchase a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift for her.
    The mother-in-law thought it was quite strange but she just thought that she would not have to buy one when the time comes.
    So the next year comes around and the husband did not buy her a gift this time.
    When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

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