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    Quote Originally Posted by Crudebug View Post
    women!!!!! and yet u made me spell it out.,.. grrrrrrr
    lol ... nuh uh ... I just got you to rephrase your answer lol

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    The wife phoned her husband in the office and said, "Darling, come home early, we are going to have my mother for dinner." "Good." replied the husband, "Make sure she's well done."

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    My mother-in-law asked me, "If you hate me so much, why is my photo on the mantle piece (shelf above the open fireplace)?" I told her, "So as to keep the kids away from the fire."

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    I always know when it's the mother-in-law knocking at the door - the mice throw themselves in the traps.

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    Last week my wife and I went car shopping, and the salesman asked if I wanted a car with an Airbag. I said, "No thanks. I already have amother-in-law."

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    lol ... nuh uh ... I just got you to rephrase your answer lol
    same diff,,, r u trying to twist my words with ur twisted mind?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crudebug View Post
    same diff,,, r u trying to twist my words with ur twisted mind?
    would you expect anything different from me? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    would you expect anything different from me? lol
    ummmm cum to think of it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crudebug View Post
    ummmm cum to think of it...
    I iz what I am lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    I iz what I am lol
    the last person who said `I am' had a booming voice.. and it was male..
    and he had no mother-in-law

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crudebug View Post
    the last person who said `I am' had a booming voice.. and it was male..
    and he had no mother-in-law
    I iz what I be??? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    I iz what I be??? lol
    hmmm u mebbe a goddess but still dat don;t make god a woman.

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    apples and oranges? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    apples and oranges? lol
    well.. at least you can squeeze some juice out of an orange..

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    can get apple juice from an apple and applesauce too! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    can get apple juice from an apple and applesauce too! lol
    and what kinda sauce drips from your pear bottom?

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    the best kind!!! lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    the best kind!!! lmao
    Does it mix well with the mayo of a marrow?

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    usually? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    usually? lol
    how cum u ain't so sure anymore.. ?
    not enough churning?

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