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    Quote Originally Posted by Crudebug View Post
    how cum u ain't so sure anymore.. ?
    not enough churning?
    less and less as the years go by lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    less and less as the years go by lol
    Buy a vibe to keep the pot hot

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    gotta have kisses lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    gotta have kisses lol
    drop a note in the suggestion box to manufacture one with lips..
    u can bet the Chinese will be happy to make one if you can assure them of a market..

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    wouldn't be the same lol

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    I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

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    Q: What's a mixed feeling?
    A: When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

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    insurance will pay for the car!!! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    insurance will pay for the car!!! lol
    they may fish out the car and pay for a patch up job... and you still end up with a crushed chariot..
    but.. hmmm. thinking of insurance... the positive side of the mixed feeling would be higher if there was a decent policy on the mother-in-law.. lol

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    they call that a "push" don't they? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    they call that a "push" don't they? lol
    I thot they called it sabotage, when u drain the brake fluid and cut the handbrake cable

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    no, when you break even lol

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    Whats the best feeling in the world?
    Seeing your ex-huband's pic on a milk carton
    What's the second best feeling in the world?
    His mother's pic on the other side...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ms.Diablo50 View Post
    Whats the best feeling in the world?
    Seeing your ex-huband's pic on a milk carton
    What's the second best feeling in the world?
    His mother's pic on the other side...........
    hmmm and if you support polyandry and have more than one husband...
    you're gonna need a multi-sided carton.. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    no, when you break even lol
    u mean .. ummmm.. cut her up into equal number of pieces?

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    When his wife got her face badly burnt, he donated the skin of his butt to graft into her cheeks but this was kept a secret..
    People marveled at the restoration work and praised the doctor and told the husband he must be very happy to see the result.
    He said, I do, but nothing gives me greater pleasure than to watch her mother kiss her cheeks..

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    A man meets a genie who tells him he can have whatever he wants, provided that his mother-in-law gets double.
    The man thinks for a moment and then says, "Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crudebug View Post
    they may fish out the car and pay for a patch up job... and you still end up with a crushed chariot..
    but.. hmmm. thinking of insurance... the positive side of the mixed feeling would be higher if there was a decent policy on the mother-in-law.. lol
    Quote Originally Posted by Crudebug View Post
    u mean .. ummmm.. cut her up into equal number of pieces?
    no, I mean this right here, bad car repair/good ins. policy on MIL - that's a push lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ms.Diablo50 View Post
    Whats the best feeling in the world?
    Seeing your ex-huband's pic on a milk carton
    What's the second best feeling in the world?
    His mother's pic on the other side...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crudebug View Post
    When his wife got her face badly burnt, he donated the skin of his butt to graft into her cheeks but this was kept a secret..
    People marveled at the restoration work and praised the doctor and told the husband he must be very happy to see the result.
    He said, I do, but nothing gives me greater pleasure than to watch her mother kiss her cheeks..
    hee hee! lol

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