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    alone together

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    A few more awfullies


    awfully good


    Awfully pretty

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    Fine Mess

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    Quote Originally Posted by queen isabella View Post
    By the way I'm NOT one!!

    Thank God I’m an Atheist
    they were ALL wonderful but THIS one is a gem! lol

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    boneless ribs

    common courtesy

    recent history

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    Civil war

    Well, old chap, I'm going to run the country now.

    I beg to differ; I will remain in charge.

    I'm afraid I cannot agree to that.

    You may have to resort to physical action if you wish to remove me.

    ...etc
    Usquequaque in fimus; tantum altitudinem varius.

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    dual at dawn!!! lol

    Good shit lol

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    Default Re: Oxymorons

    My favorite I heard a couple of summers ago was

    paid volunteer




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    More of a pleonasm than an oxymoron, but used one hell of a lot:

    free gift


    Of course it's f***ing free if it's a gift.
    Usquequaque in fimus; tantum altitudinem varius.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Country17 View Post
    My favorite I heard a couple of summers ago was

    paid volunteer
    lol ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bamber View Post
    More of a pleonasm than an oxymoron, but used one hell of a lot:

    free gift


    Of course it's f***ing free if it's a gift.
    shipping charges apply lol

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    old news

    single copy

    thinking out loud

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    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH those are ALL good

    I heard this on the radio the other day

    What do you call a psychic midget who just escaped frpm jail?





    A short medium @ large

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    lmao ...

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    wireless cable lol

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    highest ranking American killed *in WWII* was Lt Gen Lesley McNair, killed by the US Army Air Corps. So much for friendly fire.

    there's one - friendly fire! lol

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    [jimg]6bus/z3/e/g/i/b/a.aaa.jpg[/jimg]

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    I know, right? lol

    good one lucky!!!

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