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    Default Chardonnay ♥

    A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never stand her up and never let her down. He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.

    He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires. He will make sure
    she always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible ... No wait ...

    sorry ... I'm thinking of wine ...

    That's what wine does ...

    Never mind ...










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    Only you and God have all the facts about yourself ♥

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    Wine does not make you Fat - it makes you LEAN...
    Against tables, chairs, floors and walls xxxxxxxxxxx





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    lol ... and hopefully a cute man lol


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    yep! xxxx
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    now I want a glass of wine lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    now I want a glass of wine lol
    chardonnay or merlot? xxxx
    Last edited by likeaneagle; 04-09-2012 at 10:11 PM.

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    make mine a merlot please?

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    Giving Up Wine

    I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my purse, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?'

    'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman told me.

    'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked.

    'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said. 'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'

    'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked.

    'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless woman. I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'

    'Well, I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.'

    The homeless Woman was shocked . 'Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting...'

    I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.'



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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    lol ... and hopefully a cute man lol


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    sold! lol

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    Last edited by likeaneagle; 04-09-2012 at 10:10 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by likeaneagle View Post
    Wine does not make you Fat - it makes you LEAN...
    Against tables, chairs, floors and walls xxxxxxxxxxx
    And the nearest hunk you can find....
    Home Sweet Home
    I may stray from time to time, and lose my way....
    I know my ROO FAMILY will always lift my spirits and help me find the strength to carry on.

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    Default Re: Chardonnay ♥

    I love this song...

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    i second that!
    Last edited by likeaneagle; 04-09-2012 at 10:10 PM.

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    let's drink to that! lol


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