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    ow lol

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    And heading for the top of the list in this year's Darwin Awards...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bamber View Post
    And heading for the top of the list in this year's Darwin Awards...

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    Thats something I can see Koni doing!

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    Not me, Anne would never let me touch anything sharp.



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    Nominee No. 1:[ San Jose Mercury News]:
    An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break a former girl friend's windshield, accidentally shot himself to death when the gun discharged, blowing a hole in his gut.

    Nominee No. 2:[ Kalamazoo Gazette]:
    James Burns, 34, (a mechanic) of Alamo MI, was killed in March as he was trying to repair what police describe as a "farm-type truck." Burns got a friend to drive the truck on a highway while Burns hung underneath so that he could ascertain the source of a troubling noise. Burns' clothes caught on something, however, and the other man found Burns "wrapped in the drive shaft."

    Nominee No. 3: [ Hickory Daily Record]:
    Ken Charles Barger, 47, accidentally shot himself to death in December in Newton NC. Awakening to the sound of a ringing telephone beside his bed, he reached for the phone but grabbed instead a Smith & Wesson 38 Special, which discharged when he drew it to his ear.

    Nominee No. 4: [UPI, Toronto ]:
    Police said a lawyer demonstrating the safety of windows in a downtown Toronto skyscraper crashed through a pane with his shoulder and plunged 24 floors to his death. A police spokesman said Garry Hoy, 39, fell into the courtyard of the Toronto Dominion Bank Tower early Friday evening as he was explaining the strength of the buildings windows to visiting law students. Hoy previously has conducted demonstrations of window strength according to police reports. Peter Lawson, managing partner of the firm Holden Day Wilson, told the Toronto Sun newspaper that Hoy was "one of the best and brightest" members of the 200-man association. A person has to wonder what the dimmer members of this law firm are like.

    Nominee No. 5:[The News of the Weird]:
    Michael Anderson Godwin made News of the Weird posthumously. He had spent several years awaiting South Carolina 's electric chair on a murder conviction before having his sentence reduced to life in prison. While sitting on a metal toilet in his cell attempting to fix his small TV set, he bit into a wire and was electrocuted.

    Nominee No. 6: [The Indianapolis Star]:
    A cigarette lighter may have triggered a fatal explosion in Dunkirk IN. A Jay County man, using a cigarette lighter to check the barrel of a muzzleloader, was killed Monday night when the weapon discharged in his face, sheriff's investigators said. Gregory David Pryor, 19, died in his parents' rural Dunkirk home at about 11:30 PM. Investigators said Pryor was cleaning a 54-caliber muzzle-loader that had not been firing properly. He was using the lighter to look into the barrel when the gunpowder ignited.

    Nominee No. 7:[Reuters, Mississauga , Ontario ]:
    A man cleaning a bird feeder on the balcony of his condominium apartment in this Toronto suburb slipped and fell 23 stories to his death. "Stefan Macko, 55, was standing on a wheelchair when the accident occurred," said Inspector Darcy Honer of the Peel Regional Police. "It appears that the chair moved, and he went over the balcony," Honer said.

    Finally, THE WINNER!!!:[ Arkansas Democrat Gazette]:
    Two local men were injured when their pickup truck left the road and struck a tree near Cotton Patch on State Highway 38 early Monday. Woodruff County deputy Dovey Snyder reported the accident shortly after midnight Monday. Thurston Poole, 33, of Des Arc, and Billy Ray Wallis, 38, of Little Rock , were returning to Des Arc after a frog-catching trip. On an overcast Sunday night, Poole 's pickup truck headlights malfunctioned.

    The two men concluded that the headlight fuse on the older-model truck had burned out. As a replacement fuse was not available, Wallis noticed that the .22 caliber bullets from his pistol fit perfectly into the fuse box next to the steering-wheel column. Upon inserting the bullet the headlights again began to operate properly, and the two men proceeded on eastbound toward the White River Bridge .

    After traveling approximately 20 miles, and just before crossing the river, the bullet apparently overheated, discharged and struck Poole in the testicles. The vehicle swerved sharply right, exited the pavement, and struck a tree. Poole suffered only minor cuts and abrasions from the accident but will require extensive surgery to repair the damage to his testicles, which will never operate as intended.

    Wallis sustained a broken clavicle and was treated and released. "Thank God we weren't on that bridge when Thurston shot his balls off, or we might be dead," stated Wallis

    "I've been a trooper for 10 years in this part of the world, but this is a first for me. I can't believe that those two would admit how this accident happened," said Snyder.

    Upon being notified of the wreck, Lavinia ( Poole 's wife) asked how many frogs the boys had caught and did anyone get them from the truck? Though Poole and Wallis did not die as a result of their misadventure as normally required by Darwin Award Official Rules, it can be argued that Poole did in fact effectively remove himself from the gene pool.

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    members of the Crown Prosecution Service in West Midlands, England



    U.K. police write witness statement in character of Peach the dog | The Sideshow - Yahoo! News

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tokentoo View Post
    members of the Crown Prosecution Service in West Midlands, England






    U.K. police write witness statement in character of Peach the dog | The Sideshow - Yahoo! News




    The average UK canine has a higher IQ than most of the lawyers and judges here, and most of the police force come to think of it, oh! and politicians. oh oh oh! and Koni....

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    I have told you ,i can do everything a dog can do and more ...Apart from levitate and lick my own balls.But i have tried many times to do both.



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    Quote Originally Posted by konifur View Post
    I have told you ,i can do everything a dog can do and more ...Apart from levitate and lick my own balls.But i have tried many times to do both.

    Me and the wife were walking past a dog one day as it was giving himself a good lick of his dick, I said to the wife, 'wish I could do that', she said, 'mind the fucker don't bite you then'!

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    Damn FOOL!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manzy View Post
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    ??? WTH? Those walls on them pools are a lot stronger than that... Either he jumped in with a hidden knife or his head is really pointy and concrete hard. lol lol lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by !Keta View Post
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    SPLAT! Damn! He should have gone to the top floor!

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    ow ... lol

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    Can't see the color of her hair LOL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Country17 View Post
    Can't see the color of her hair LOL!
    Doesn't matter, she's a natural blonde.
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