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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    can't prove it by me, I don't even own one lol
    And i have stolen all your purple knickers so yeah it can`t be you.



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    I hate the way hubby loads the dishwasher, I'd rather he didn't lol

    Quote Originally Posted by konifur View Post
    And i have stolen all your purple knickers so yeah it can`t be you.

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    they call that a "push" in Vegas lol

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    I used to text with wife, " I WILL BE HOME IN ONE HOUR IF I`M NOT REREAD THIS TEXT "



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    Usquequaque in fimus; tantum altitudinem varius.

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    there's one born every minute, "they" say lol

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    Usquequaque in fimus; tantum altitudinem varius.

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    I just want the rug vacuumed lol

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    And I want my house painted.

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    What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?


    A widow.



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    What do you call a man that has his wife handle the bills?

    Responsible

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    “I can’t believe that you’ve been visiting prostitutes for sex,” my wife screamed at me. “I’m really disappointed.”

    “You can hardly blame me,” I answered. “It’s not like I was getting any from you.”

    “Well that’s your fault,” she replied. “You never told me you were willing to pay for it.”



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