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    A little boy goes shopping with his mother and is waiting right outside of the ladies dressing room for his Mom to come out.
    Waiting the little boy gets bored, and just when his Mom comes walking out, she sees her son sliding his hand up a mannequin's skirt.
    "Get your hand out of There! "she shouts. "Don't you know that women have teeth down there?"
    The little boy quickly snatches his hand away and thanks his lucky stars he didn't get bitten.
    For the next ten years, this little boy grows up believing all women have teeth between their legs.
    When he's 17, he gets a girlfriend.
    One night, while her parents are out of town, she invites him over for a little action.
    After an hour of making out and grinding on the sofa, she says, "You know, you could go a little further if you want."
    "What do you mean?" he asks. "Well, why don't you put your hand down there?" she says.
    "Hell no," he cries, "you've got teeth down there!"
    "Don't be ridiculous," she responds, "there's no teeth down there."
    "Yes, there are," he says, "my Mom told me so."
    No, there aren't," she insists. "Here, look for yourself." With that, she pulls down her pants and gives him a little peek."
    "No I'm sorry" he says. "My Mom already told me that ALL women have teeth down there."
    "Oh for crying out loud!" she cries. She whips off her under garments and says, "LOOK, I DON'T have any teeth down there."
    The boy takes a good long look and replies, "Well, with the condition of those gums I'm not surprised!"

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    A bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
    "Okay, sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is put the prisoner in the prison."
    And they made love for the first time and the husband was smiling with satisfaction.
    Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."
    Turning on his side, he smiles and says, "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
    After the second time, the bride says, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
    The husband rises to the occasion and they made love again.
    The bride again says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again," to which the husband yelled,
    "Hey, it's not a life sentence!!!


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    A married woman was having an affair in an apartment 20 floors high with another man.
    She then heard her husband coming… she told her lover to stay like a robot and not to move.
    Husband: What is this?
    Wife: This is a robot, I bought it to 'Entertain' me when you are travelling…
    Husband: Okay…Lets make love now…
    Wife: No sweetheart… yesterday I got my period, so I will go and make a cup of coffee for you…
    After she left the husband said: I am so horny, I will f*** this robot…he tried....
    The man started talking in a metallic robotic way…
    “SYSTEM ERROR…WRONG HOLE… SYSTEM ERROR… WRONG HOLE…”
    Husband: Damn robot is not working properly…I am throwing it out of the window…
    The man realized that he was on the 20th floor and said…
    “SOFTWARE UPDATED…PLEASE TRY AGAIN…”

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    A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the railing of a high bridge getting read to jump off, when he happened to look down and see a little man with no arms dancing all around on the river bank below.
    He thought to himself, "Life isn't so bad after all," and got off the railing.
    He then walked down to the river bank to thank the little man for saving his life.
    "Thank you," he said. "I was going to jump off that bridge and kill myself, but when I saw you dancing even though you have no arms, I changed my mind."
    "Dancing? I'm not dancing!" the armless man replied bitterly...
    "My a** itches, and I can't scratch it!"


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