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    The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills.
    The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that. But then he said that they could blindfold him and he would recognize any animal's skin from its feel, and if he could locate the bullet hole he would even tell them what calibre the bullet was that killed the animal.
    The hunter said that he was willing to prove it if they would put up the drinks, and so the bet was on.
    They blindfolded him carefully and took him to his first animal skin. After feeling it for a few moments, he announced "Bear."
    Then he felt the bullet hole and declared, "Shot with a .308 rifle." He was right.
    They brought him another skin, one that someone had in their car trunk. He took a bit longer this time and then said, "Elk, Shot with a 7mm Mag rifle. He was right again.
    Through the night, he proved his skills again and again, every time against a round of drinks.
    Finally he staggered home, drunk out of his mind, and went to sleep.
    The next morning he got up and saw in the mirror that he had one hell of a shiner.

    He said to his wife, "I know I was drunk last night, but not drunk enough to get in a fight and not remember it. Where did I get this black eye?"
    His wife angrily replied, "I gave it to you. You got into bed and put your hand down there, then you fiddled around a bit and loudly announced, "Skunk, killed with an axe.”

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    A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.
    the old man leans foward and says softly to his wife,"dear, there is something i must ask you,it has always bothered me that our tenth child never quite looked likethe rest of our children,now i want to assure you that these 75years have beenthe most wonderful experiance i could have ever hopedfor,and your answer cannot take all that away.
    but,i must know,did he have a different father?"..
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    the wife drops her head,unable to look her husband in the eyes,she paused for a moment and then confesses."yes.yes he did"
    The old man is very shaken,the reality of what his wife was admiting hit her harder than he had expected.
    with a tear in his eye he asks,"who?who was he?who was the father?"
    Again the old woman drops her head.saying nothing at first as she tried to muster the courage to tell the truth to her husband
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    then she finaly answers,
    "you"

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