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    Once there was a farmer with three sons. He gave a duck to his eldest son and told him to see how much money he could get for it at the market. The eldest son came back later in the day, shouting “Dad, I got $10 for the duck!”
    The farmer said “Well done, son.”
    The next day, the farmer sent the middle son to the market with a duck and he came back with $20. “Well done, son,” said the farmer.
    He then sent the youngest son to the market to see how much he could get for the duck. On the way to the market, the son met a 'professional' woman.
    “I’ll have sex with you if you give me that duck,” said the professional. After they did it, she said, “That was so good, I’ll give you the duck back if we have sex again.” He did, and then he went on to the market.
    On the way, the duck flew out of his arms and was run over by a truck. The truck driver jumped out of the cab and said “Oh no, I’m so sorry! Here’s $50 to pay for it.”
    The youngest son went back to the farm and his father how well he made out at the market, “Well dad, I got a f*** for a duck, a duck for a f***, and $50 bucks for a f****d up duck.”

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    The madam opened the door in Salt Lake City and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.
    "May I help you sir?," she asked.
    The man replied, "I want to see Valerie."
    "Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else," said the madam.
    He replied, "No, I must see Valerie."
    Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $5000 a visit.
    Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs.
    After an hour, the man calmly left.
    The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie.
    Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive.
    "There are no discounts. The price is still $5000."
    Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs.
    After an hour, he left.
    The following night the man was there yet again.
    Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.
    After their session, Valerie said to the man, "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from anyway?"
    The man replied," Idaho.”
    "Really," she said. "I have family in Idaho."
    "I know." the man said. "Your sister died, and I am her attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance."

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    lol ...

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