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    Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
    A. A cherry float.

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    Q. What's better than a rose on your piano?
    A. Tulips on your organ.

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    Q. What did Adam say to Eve?
    A. Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets!

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    Q. What does parsley and pubic hair have in common?
    A. Push it aside and keep on eating...

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    Q. How do you say 69 in Chinese?
    A. Twocanchew (two can chew).

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    Q. What is the definition of a menstrual period?
    A. A bloody waste of fucking time.

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    Q. What is the first sign of AIDS?
    A. A pounding sensation in the ass.

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    Q. What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?
    A. One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running cunt

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    Q. What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
    A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

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    Q. Why do female skydivers wear jock straps?
    A. So they don't whistle on the way down.

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    Q. Why are women like Kentucky Fried Chicken?
    A. After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

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    Q. What does a bull do to stay warm on a bitterly cold day?
    A. He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm "Jersey"

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    Q. What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment?
    A. Potpourri

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    Q. What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?
    A. Bingo

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    Q. How many newspapers can a woman hold between her legs?
    A. One Post, two Globes, and many Times.

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    Q. Did ya hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?
    A. It works by changing your blood type!!

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    Q. How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?
    A. Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"

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    Q. What do you call it when a 90 year old man masturbates successfully?
    A. Miracle whip.

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    Q. What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say to clients as they are leaving?
    A. Thanks for coming.

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    Q. What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
    A. They can both smell it, but can't eat it.

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